Household words, No. 22, August 24, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 22, August 24, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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One morning, about five years ago, I called by appointment on Mr. John
Balance, the fashionable pawnbroker, to accompany him to Liverpool, in
pursuit for a Levanting customer,—for Balance, in addition to pawning,
does a little business in the sixty per cent. line. It rained in
torrents when the cab stopped at the passage which leads past the
pawning boxes to his private door. The cabman rang twice, and at length
Balance appeared, looming through the mist and rain in the entry,
illuminated by his perpetual cigar. As I eyed him rather impatiently,
remembering that trains wait for no man, something like a hairy dog, or
a bundle of rags, rose up at his feet, and barred his passage for a
moment. Then Balance cried out with an exclamation, in answer apparently
to a something I could not hear, “What, man alive!—slept in the
passage!—there, take that, and get some breakfast for Heaven’s sake!” So
saying, he jumped into the “Hansom,” and we bowled away at ten miles an
hour, just catching the Express as the doors of the station were
closing. My curiosity was full set,—for although Balance can be free
with his money, it is not exactly to beggars that his generosity is
usually displayed; so when comfortably ensconced in a _coupé_, I
finished with—
“You are liberal with your money this morning: pray, how often do you
give silver to street cadgers?—because I shall know now what walk to
take when flats and sharps leave off buying law.”
Balance, who would have made an excellent parson if he had not been bred
to a case-hardening trade, and has still a soft bit left in his heart
that is always fighting with his hard head, did not smile at all, but
looked as grim as if squeezing a lemon into his Saturday night’s punch.
He answered slowly, “A cadger—yes; a beggar—a miserable wretch, he is
now; but let me tell you, Master David, that that miserable bundle of
rags was born and bred a gentleman; the son of a nobleman, the husband
of an heiress, and has sat and dined at tables where you and I, Master
David, are only allowed to view the plate by favour of the butler. I
have lent him thousands, and been well paid. The last thing I had from
him was his court suit; and I hold now his bill for one hundred pounds
that will be paid, I expect, when he dies.”
“Why, what nonsense you are talking! you must be dreaming this morning.
However, we are alone, I’ll light a weed, in defiance of Railway law,
you shall spin that yarn; for, true or untrue, it will fill up the time
to Liverpool.”
“As for yarn,” replied Balance, “the whole story is short enough; and as
for truth, that you may easily find out if you like to take the trouble.
I thought the poor wretch was dead, and I own it put me out meeting him
this morning, for I had a curious dream last night.”
“Oh, hang your dreams! Tell us about this gentleman beggar that bleeds
you of half-crowns—that melts the heart even of a pawnbroker!”
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