Household words, No. 22, August 24, 1850 : $b A weekly journal — John Shaqi
Household words, No. 22, August 24, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 22, August 24, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
English literature -- Periodicals
The utility of such a register in London, at the approaching Industrial
Fair, as we presume to call it, is easily seen. Let us suppose Count
Smorltork arriving in England with the intention of writing an account
of the Exposition. He has only a few days to make his observations; and
it is not till he has driven half over London, that he discovers of Lord
Tomnoddy and Sir Carnaby Jenks—from whom he expects to derive his chief
information—that one is at Leamington, and the other in Scotland. Or we
may imagine Dr. Dommheit, with the grave Senor Eriganados, and their
volatile coadjutor, M. de Tête-vide, arriving in our capital on a
scientific excursion. It costs them a month’s income in messengers and
cab-fares, and a week’s waiting while their strangely spelt letters are
decyphered at the Post-Office, before they learn that Mr. Crypt is off
with Lord Rhomboid and the Chrononhotonthologos Society, somewhere in
the provinces; Dr. Dryasdust is looking for antiquities in the Hebrides;
and the oracle of their tribe, Earl Everlasting—having been left alone
with the secretary and the porter at the sixth hour of the reading of
his paper on the antediluvian organisms of a piece of slate—has gone
down to his “place” in Dorsetshire in a huff. On the other hand, the
famous Dr. Ledern Langweile, Monsieur de Papillon-Sauvage, and the great
Condé Hermosa-Muchacha-Quieres, are going crazy because they cannot find
each other; yet all are perhaps dwelling within a stone’s throw of each
other; perhaps in the same street or square—most probably Leicester
Square, which they have been given to understand is the most fashionable
quarter of the town. This is exactly the condition of things which may
be expected without such a register of names and addresses as we
suggest.
To our own men about town, also, or to “ladies of condition,” as
Addison’s Spectator has it, the Strangers’ Leaf will be invaluable. None
have so little time as the idle; and how severely Indolence will have to
work for the benefit of its foreign and provincial friends in 1851, it
must tremble to anticipate. To relieve it a little, some such means as
we suggest should be adopted, for allowing Indolence to find out easily
those strangers who have been recommended to his attention and good
offices. One glance at a list of “arrivals” would save it a world of
trouble.
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