Household words, no. 307, February 9, 1856 : $b A weekly journal — John Shaqi
Household words, no. 307, February 9, 1856 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, no. 307, February 9, 1856 : $b A weekly journal
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Is there any difference, O my countrymen, and what difference, between
this system and the system of the English service! Amongst my friends
on this side the Channel, I can also number a staff officer, whom I
have known some years. A better fellow, or more honorable man than
Charley Benson does not exist; but what there is in him to make a staff
officer out of I never could imagine. He entered the service about five
years ago, and, having an uncle a general officer in command of an
Irish district, was made aide-de-camp to that relative when he had done
two years’ duty with his regiment. The war in the Crimea broke out, and
his uncle having good interest at the Horse Guards, got Charley named a
deputy-assistant quartermaster-general with the army. What the duties
of the appointment may be, I don’t exactly know, and I am very certain
Charley himself does not. He writes me that he has a lot of paper-work
and returns to make out; but that with a good sergeant for a clerk, he
manages to make it all serene.
Poor Charley! I can imagine how sorely puzzled he would be if left to
his own resources with pen, ink, and paper. He can write a reasonably
sensible letter when he likes, (it is not often that he does like,) but
is decidedly eccentric in his orthography. As to the higher branches
of mathematics, he knows nothing whatever of them. He can add up the
various sums of money set down in the fly-leaves of his cheque-book,
and so tell whether he has overdrawn his account with Messrs. Cox, the
army agents; but beyond this his capabilities for figures does not
extend. Topography, fortification, military drawing, military history,
and military statistics, he denounces--when they are mentioned in his
presence--by the energetic monosyllable--rot! As to military manœuvres
on a grand scale, Charley says he got through his drill under the
adjutant of his regiment, and what more would you have? Moreover, he is
now on the staff, and having good interest, intends to remain there for
some time; so what use, to him, would be any further drilling? When the
war is over he is to join his uncle, an elderly gentleman, who, after
having been thirty years on half-pay, was appointed not long ago to the
command of an Irish district, and is now about to proceed out to India
as commander-in-chief of an Indian Presidency, where he will reign
supreme over a native army, of whose language he does not understand
one word, in a country he has never so much as read of. In Bombay or
Madras he will enjoy a salary of twelve hundred pounds a-year.
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