The garden gates were thrown open; the passage of coal-sacks beneath the
hanging boughs commenced.
Not an apple was knocked down, even by the tall figure of the leading
coalheaver. Stooping and dodging, and gently humouring a special
difficulty, he performed his walk of thirty yards, and more, till he
turned the shrubbery corner, and thence made his way into the
coal-cellar. His companion followed him, in turn, imitating his great
example; and, if we make exception of three lemon-pippins and a codlin,
with equal success. But where these accidental apples fell, there they
remained; none were promoted to mouth or pocket.
It was now half-past four, and ‘the milk’ arriving at the gate, was
deposited in its little tin can on a strawberry bed just beyond the
gate-post. The head coalheaver’s turn with his load being next, he
observed the milk as he approached, and bending his long legs, by
judicious gradations, till he reached the little can with the fingers of
his left hand, balancing the sack of coals at the same time, so that not
a fragment tumbled out of the open mouth, he slowly rose again to his
right position, holding out the can at arm’s length to prevent any
coal-dust finding its way to the delicate surface within. In this
fashion, with tenfold care bestowed on the ounce and a half in his left
hand, to that which he gave to the two hundred weight of coals on his
back (not reckoning the sack, which, being an old and patched one,
weighed fifteen pounds more) the coalheaver made his way, stooping and
sideling beneath the apple-boughs as before, all of which he passed
without knocking a single apple down, and deposited the little can in
the hands of an admiring maidservant, as he passed the kitchen window on
his way to the coal-cellar.
After the sacks had all been shot in the cellar, and the hats of each
man filled with apples by the applauding master of the house, the
counting of the empty sacks commenced. Having been thrice exhorted to be
present at this ceremony by a wise neighbour, who stood looking on
anxiously, from the next garden, with his nostrils resting on the top of
the wall, the owner of the apple garden went forth to the gate, and with
a grave countenance beheld the sacks counted. Orders for beer being then
given on the nearest country alehouse, the coalheavers carefully
gathered up all the odd coals which had fallen here and there, then
swept the paths, and with hot and smiling visages took their departure,
slowly lounging after the waggon and stretching their brawny arms and
backs after their herculean work.
As the men thus proceeded down the winding lane, crunching apples, and
thinking of beer to follow, the carman was the first to speak.
‘How _cute_ the chap was arter _they_ sacks!’ said he with a grin, and
half turning round to look back.
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