A great blaze of light now smote across the hall, in which everything
vanished. Then passed a rushing panorama through Flashley’s brain,
wherein he saw whirling by, the stage of a saloon theatre, with a
lighted cigar and two tankards dancing a ridiculous reel, till the whole
scene changed to a melancholy swamp, out of which arose, to solemn
music, an antediluvian forest. The Elfin of the Coal-mine came and stood
in the midst, and some one held an iron umbrella over Flashley’s head,
which instantly caused him to sink deep through the earth, and he soon
found himself crawling in a dark trench terminating in a chasm looking
out upon the sea. He was immediately whisked across by a black eagle,
and dropped in a bright-green field, where he met a tall dusky figure
carrying a sack of coals and a ‘ha’p’orth’ of milk; but just as he was
about to speak to him, a voice called out ‘Nancy!’ and all was darkness,
while through the horrid gloom he saw the glaring eye-ball of a horse.
‘Camaralzaman!’ cried the voice again: ‘Have you been sleeping here all
night in the arm chair?’ Then a vivid flame shot over Flashley’s
eyelids—there was a great fire blazing before him, in the midst of which
he saw the head of the Elfin, who gave him a nod full of meaning, and
also like bidding farewell, and disappeared in the fire,—while at his
side stood Margery with the carpet-broom.
It was six in the morning, and she had just lighted the parlour fire.
Without replying to any of her interrogations of surprise, Flashley
slowly rose, and went out to take a few turns round the garden; where he
fell into a train of thought which, in all probability, will have a
salutary influence on his future life.
SUPPOSING!
Supposing, we were to change the Property and Income Tax a little, and
make it somewhat heavier on realised property, and somewhat lighter on
mere income, fixed and uncertain, I wonder whether we should be
committing any violent injustice!
Supposing, we were to be more Christian and less mystical, agreeing more
about the spirit and fighting less about the letter, I wonder whether we
should present a very irreligious and indecent spectacle to the mass of
mankind!
Supposing, the Honorable Member for White troubled his head a little
less about the Honorable Member for Black, and _vice versâ_, and that
both applied themselves a little more in earnest to the real business of
the honorable people and the honorable country, I wonder whether it
would be unparliamentary!
Supposing, that, when there was a surplus in the Public Treasury, we
laid aside our own particular whims, and all agreed that there were four
elements necessary to the existence of our fellow creatures, to wit,
earth, air, fire, and water, and that these were the first grand
necessaries to be uncooped and untaxed, I wonder whether it would be
unreasonable!
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