“In Heaven’s name, what are you about?” he bawled.
“Do you suppose I’d offer you such gravy; it ought to be flung in their
faces.”
He gasped and stammered; thought of the recent wedding and regretted it;
but he was married now, and to an awful shrew!
Soon after dinner they repaired to the drawing room. In turning from the
fireplace he stumbled against a large, elegant vase.
“Confound that thing!” he exclaimed, “I always did hate those vases that
set on the floor.”
“So do I!” she chimed in, and putting out her foot with an expressive
jerk, she kicked it over, and broke it into a hundred fragments.
“Do you see what you’ve done?” he cried, “have you forgotten that that
vase was a present from me?”
“No, I haven’t, but we both hate it, and what’s the use of keeping it?”
This was but the beginning; from that time on, let him but murmur
against a dish, and it was flung on to the floor; torrents of abuse
were poured upon the head of a maid with whom he found fault; some of
the handsomest furniture in the house was broken, the moment it gave
offense to him. In no vehemence was he alone—his wife’s anathemas and
abuse joined and exceeded his, until—he had enough of it—an overdose, in
fact, and erelong he turned a corner—came out of Hurricane Gulch into
Peaceful Lane, and he hoped the latter would know no turning. The
servants whispered of times when he would tell his wife of guests
invited to the house, and entreat her not to make a scene while they
were there.
Sixteen years have gone by, and this woman is still above ground;
stranger still the man is alive as well; and strangest of all, they are
still under the same roof. Indeed, if report and appearance are to be
trusted, Mr. Daemon is a model husband, and Mrs. Daemon’s sudden and
amazing temper has spent itself and left her a person of spirit indeed,
but in nowise unamiable, and least of all, an ugly character.
No one who saw them walk past me, arm in arm, that morning, on their way
to the wreck, would have dreamed of their past.
Truly, man _is_ a harp, and truly, woman does the harping.
IV
I have been wandering about to-day in an apparently aimless fashion, but
in reality “musing upon many things.” Our horror of shiftlessness, and
our realization of the responsibilities of life, and of the important
work Providence has kept saving up for us, or perhaps “growing up” for
us, like Dick Swiviller’s future mate, is expressed in the fact that if
we take an hour’s leisure, anywhere betwixt sunrise and sunset, we feel
under bonds to explain the matter not only to our own souls, but also to
those other souls who live adjacent, and take an everlasting interest in
ours.
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