How to Tell a Story, and Other Essays — John Shaqi
How to Tell a Story, and Other EssaysTwain, Mark
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How to Tell a Story, and Other Essays
Twain, Mark
Essays; Short stories; Storytelling
“I was at last in such a desperate state that I was ready to do any wild
thing that promised even the shadow of help, and so this is the insane
thing that I did. I saw a family lunching at a small table on the
veranda, and recognized their nationality--Americans--father, mother,
and several young daughters--young, tastefully dressed, and pretty--the
rule with our people. I went straight there in my civilian costume,
named my name, said I was a lieutenant in the army, and told my story
and asked for help.
“What do you suppose the gentleman did? But you would not guess in
twenty years. He took out a handful of gold coin and told me to help
myself--freely. That is what he did.”
The next morning the lieutenant told me his new letter of credit had
arrived in the night, so we strolled to Cook's to draw money to pay
back the benefactor with. We got it, and then went strolling through
the great arcade. Presently he said, “Yonder they are; come and be
introduced.” I was introduced to the parents and the young ladies; then
we separated, and I never saw him or them any m---
“Here we are at Farmington,” said Twichell, interrupting.
We left the trolley-car and tramped through the mud a hundred yards or
so to the school, talking about the time we and Warner walked out there
years ago, and the pleasant time we had.
We had a visit with my niece in the parlor, then started for the trolley
again. Outside the house we encountered a double rank of twenty or
thirty of Miss Porter's young ladies arriving from a walk, and we stood
aside, ostensibly to let them have room to file past, but really to look
at them. Presently one of them stepped out of the rank and said:
“You don't know me, Mr. Twichell; but I know your daughter, and that
gives me the privilege of shaking hands with you.”
Then she put out her hand to me, and said:
“And I wish to shake hands with you too, Mr. Clemens. You don't remember
me, but you were introduced to me in the arcade in Milan two years and a
half ago by Lieutenant H.”
What had put that story into my head after all that stretch of time?
Was it just the proximity of that young girl, or was it merely an odd
accident?
THE INVALID'S STORY
I seem sixty and married, but these effects are due to my condition and
sufferings, for I am a bachelor, and only forty-one. It will be hard for
you to believe that I, who am now but a shadow, was a hale, hearty man
two short years ago, a man of iron, a very athlete!--yet such is the
simple truth. But stranger still than this fact is the way in which I
lost my health. I lost it through helping to take care of a box of guns
on a two-hundred-mile railway journey one winter's night. It is the
actual truth, and I will tell you about it.
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