[4.] A Minister going to one of his Parishioners he asked her, who made her? She reply'd, She did not know: A Child standing by, he asked him the same Question, who Answered, God; whereupon the Parson Reproving the Old Woman, told her it was a shame that she should be so Ignorant, who had lived to those Years, and that little Child could tell. _Marry_, quoth she, _I am an old Woman, and have been made a great while, and he was made but t'other day, he may well tell who made him_. I went to the Tavern, and then, [13.] I went to the Tavern, and then, I had good store of Wine, And my Cap full of coyne And the world went well with me then, then, And the world went well with me then. I went to the Tavern agen When I ran on the score And was turn'd out o' th' door And the world went ill with me then, then, &c. When I was a Batchelor then, I had a Saddle and a Horse, And I took my own Course, And the world went well with me then, then &c. But when I was marry'd, O then My Horse and my Saddle Were turn'd to a Cradle, And the world went ill with me then, then, &c. When I brought her home mony, then She never would pout, But clip me about, And the world went well with me then, then, &c. But when I was drunk, O then, She'd kick, she'd fling, Till she made the house ring, And the world went ill with me then, then &c. So I turn'd her away, and then, I got me a Miss To Clip and to kiss, And the world went ill with me then, then &c. I took my wife home agen, But I chang'd her note For I cut her throat. And the world went well with me then, then, &c. But when it was known, O then, In a two wheeld Charret To _Tiburn_ I was carry'd, And the world went ill with me then, then, &c. But when I came there, O then, They forc't me to swing To heaven in a string. And the world went well with me then, then &c. [1.] There was a man in the Country, who had not been any far Traveller, and dwelt far from any Church except a Church that was seven or eight miles from his house, and there they never sung Mass nor Even song, but did ever say it. And on a time he came to _London_, having never been here before, & being in _London_ he went to _Pauls_ Church, & went into the Chappel, where they sung Mass with Organs, and when he heard the melody of the Organs and the singing together, that he never heard before, he thought he should have gone to Heaven by and by, and looked, and said aloud that every one heard, O Lord, shall I go to heaven presently? I would thou wouldest let me alone till I might go home and fetch my white stick and black hood, and then I would go gladly with thee. Where at all the people laughed heartily. _Sorte tuâ contentus._