English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- Civilization -- 17th century -- Literary collections
Then straightway the Gentleman spoke,
what will you give then (said he)
To have all your money again,
and the face on't once more to see:
Quoth the Taylors we'l give the ton half,
and that's very fair you do know,
Altho' that we were such fools,
to part with our good silver so.
_O this &c._
Then straitways he call'd for the Cook,
then the Taylors did laugh in their sleeve,
And set her to conjuring strait,
which made the poor Taylors believe;
That she by her art had it found,
and show'd them the place where it lay,
Which made the poor Taylors to smile,
so merry and jocand was they.
_O this &c._
Here take half the money said they,
the which we did promise to you,
And for you we ever will pray,
for such Cook-Maids there is but a few;
I'le have none of your money she said,
as sure as i'me here alive,
One may know what Cowards you are,
to let a Hogs-Pudding to fright you all 5.
_O this &c._
And thus the old Proverb is true,
nine Taylors do make but one man,
And now it doth plainly appear,
let them all do what they can;
For had they been stout hearted Lads,
they need not called for aid,
Nor afraid to tast of a Pudding,
nor yet be'n out-brav'd by a Maid.
_O this &c._
FINIS.
Printed for P. Brooksby, at the Golden-Ball, at Pye-Corner, near West
Smithfield.
[Footnote 206: This engraving is from another version, (C. 22
f. 2)/101]
_How_ Jacke _by playing of the Whiting got his dinner._
[105.] When the sicknesse was at Oxford, on a time _Scogin_ went out
of Oxford, and did lye at S. Bartholemewes by Oxford, and hee had
a poore scholler to dresse his meat: On a Friday he said to his
scholler, _Jacke_, here is twopence, goe to the market and buy me
three whitings, the which his scholler did; & when hee was come home,
_Scogin_ said, _Jacke_, goe seeth me a whiting to my dinner: _Jacke_
heard him say so, and deferred the time, thinking hee should fare ill
when that his master had but a whiting to dinner. At last _Scogin_
said, doth the fish play? _Jacke_ said, would you have one play
without a fellow? _Scogin_ said, _Jacke_ thou saist truth, put another
whiting into the pan. Then _Jacke_ prepared his fish to seeth them:
then _Scogin_ said, _Jacke_ doth the fish play now? _Jacke_ said, I
trow they be mad or else wood,[F. 207] for one doth fight with the
other, that I have much adoe to keepe them in the pan. Then said
_Scogin_, put the other whiting betwixt them to break the strife.
_Jacke_ was then glad, thinking he should get somewhat to dinner, and
sod[F. 208] the fish and had his part.
[Footnote 207: Or _wode_, mad or furious.]
[Footnote 208: Or _sodden_, boiled.]
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