[105.] _Scogin_ on a time had two eggs to his breakefast, and _Jacke_ his scholler should rost them, and as they were rosting, _Scogin_ went to the fire to warme him, and as the eggs were rosting _Jacke_ said, Sir, I can by sophistry prove that here be three Eggs. Let me see that, said _Scogin_. I shall tell you, sir, said Jacke: Is not here one? Yes, said _Scogin_. And is not here two, said _Jacke_? Yea, said _Scogin_, of that I am sure. Then _Jacke_ did tell the first egge againe, saying, is not this the third? O said _Scogin_, _Jacke_ thou art a good sophister. Wel, said _Scogin_, these two eggs shal serve me for my break fast, and take thou the third for thy labour, and for the herring that thou didst give mee the last day. So one goode turne doth aske another, and to deceive him that goeth about to deceive, is no deceit. [94.] A Gentleman Hawk'd in another mans ground, to which the surly owner shew'd himself angry; at which the Gentleman spet in his face. What is your reason for that? said the Farmer. I cry you mercy, said the Gentleman, I gave you warning, for I hawked before I spet. [67.] A Scholar traveyling, and having noe money, call'd at an Alehouse, and ask'd for a penny loafe, then gave his hostesse it againe, for a pot of ale; and having drunke it of, was going away. The woman demanded a penny of him. For what? saies he. Shee answers, for y^e ale. Quoth hee, I gave you y^e loafe for it. Then, said she, pay for y^e loafe. Quoth hee, had you it not againe? which put y^e woman to a _non plus_, that y^e scholar went free away.