Criminals -- Fiction; Hunting stories; Science fiction; Short stories
Emmett pulled up his horse and dismounted. "Well, boys," he said.
"Let's get off here for a while." The other two dismounted and handed
their animals over to the guide.
"Looks like a fairly good spot," said Thurman. Emmett tethered the
horses quickly and then began unpacking some of the equipment. He put
up the collapsible chairs in the cooling shade of a single tree that
stood near the center of the little clearing. Then he placed some of
the boxes containing food around the chairs and handed the two hunters
their guns.
"If you boys will make yourselves comfortable, I'll go out and scout
around for something to shoot at," he told them.
Karsten settled down into one of the chairs with an audible sigh of
relief. Thurman gave his gun a casual inspection. "All right," he said
to the guide. "Go ahead. And see if you can find something worth while."
Emmett tucked his rifle under his arm and headed off into the dense
underbrush.
"Have something to eat," Karsten said, passing an open box to his
companion.
Thurman helped himself to the food, then leaned back in his chair. "I
don't mind saying that I hope Emmett will come up with a good-sized one
right off," he said.
"You know what I'd like?" Karsten said through a mouthful of food. "I
wish he'd find me a real red-head. That's all I really need to give my
collection balance." He waved a chicken leg at Thurman. "If it were a
good-sized head, I'd hang it right in the center over the mantelpiece.
I could surround it with heads that have dark hair and make quite an
attractive pattern. My wife goes in for color schemes, you know."
Tom Thurman sighed. The day was dry and he could feel the drowsy heat
of the sun even in the pleasant shade of the large tree. He began to
fan himself with his hand. "I understand the latest fad is to have
the whole body stuffed and mounted on a plaque before you hang it up
on the wall," he said. He shrugged his shoulders. "Maybe I'm just old
fashioned," he continued, "but it seems to me that they would take up
an awful lot of room if you did that."
A tiny gnat began to pester Karsten as he ate. He brushed it aside
several times, but it always returned to whine annoyingly around his
face. "Well," Karsten said, "there's precedent for it. Remember how
excited old Morrie was the first time he bagged a two hundred pounder?"
Karsten guffawed. "He was so damn proud he kept the whole body and
tucked it away in his freezer. Used to pull it out to show to people
when he gave a party." Sighing in reminiscence, he continued. "Had to
give it up after a while, though. He thawed it out so many times that
it began to spoil." He slapped violently at the gnat.
Thurman opened his canteen and began sipping at the cool liquid inside.
He was about to light a cigarette when he saw Emmett returning.
"Here comes Emmett," he said excitedly to Karsten. "Maybe he's made
contact!"
Karsten got up from his chair heavily, "He's smiling; I'll bet he found
us a good one!" He reached for his gun.
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