The first sign of it was that he swept all his business garments
unceremoniously on to the floor. The next that he rootled at the bottom
of a deep drawer and extracted a most disreputable tweed suit. It had
once been what I believe is called a Lovat mixture, but was now a
nondescript sub-fusc, with bright patches of colour like moss on
whinstone. He regarded it lovingly, for it had been for twenty years his
holiday wear, emerging annually for a hallowed month to be stained with
salt and bleached with sun. He put it on, and stood shrouded in an
odour of camphor. A pair of thick nailed boots and a flannel shirt and
collar completed the equipment of the sportsman. He had another long
look at himself in the glass, and then descended whistling to breakfast.
This time the tune was "Macgregor's Gathering," and the sound of it
stirred the grimy lips of a man outside who was delivering
coals--himself a Macgregor--to follow suit. Mr. McCunn was a very
fountain of music that morning.
Tibby, the aged maid, had his newspaper and letters waiting by his
plate, and a dish of ham and eggs frizzling near the fire. He fell to
ravenously but still musingly, and he had reached the stage of scones
and jam before he glanced at his correspondence. There was a letter from
his wife now holidaying at the Neuk Hydropathic. She reported that her
health was improving, and that she had met various people who had known
somebody who had known somebody else whom she had once known herself.
Mr. McCunn read the dutiful pages and smiled. "Mamma's enjoying herself
fine," he observed to the teapot. He knew that for his wife the earthly
paradise was a hydropathic, where she put on her afternoon dress and
every jewel she possessed when she rose in the morning, ate large meals
of which the novelty atoned for the nastiness, and collected an immense
casual acquaintance with whom she discussed ailments, ministers, sudden
deaths, and the intricate genealogies of her class. For his part he
rancorously hated hydropathics, having once spent a black week under the
roof of one in his wife's company. He detested the food, the Turkish
baths (he had a passionate aversion to baring his body before
strangers), the inability to find anything to do and the compulsion to
endless small talk. A thought flitted over his mind which he was too
loyal to formulate. Once he and his wife had had similar likings, but
they had taken different roads since their child died. Janet! He saw
again--he was never quite free from the sight--the solemn little
white-frocked girl who had died long ago in the spring.
It may have been the thought of the Neuk Hydropathic, or more likely the
thin clean scent of the daffodils with which Tibby had decked the table,
but long ere breakfast was finished the Great Plan had ceased to be an
airy vision and become a sober well-masoned structure. Mr. McCunn--I may
confess it at the start--was an incurable romantic.
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