and who were chaffed by, and gave saucy answers to, the beaux. In a play
by Thomas Southern (the author of _Isabella_ and _Oroonoko_), published
in 1693, called _The Maid’s last Prayer_, _Or_ Any, _rather than Fail_,
we find (p. 37) Lord and Lady Malapert discussing the propriety of
visiting their country seat.
L. MAL. Well, well, there are a thousand innocent diversions.
LA. MAL. What! Angling for Gudgeons, Bowls, and Ninepins?
L. MAL. More wholesome and diverting than always the dusty Mile
Horse driving in Hide-Park.
LA. MAL. O law! don’t profane Hide-Park: Is there anything so
pleasant as to go there alone, and find fault with the Company?
Why, there can’t a Horse or a Livery ’scape a Man, that has a mind
to be witty. And then I sell bargains to the Orange Women.
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CHAPTER IV.
Foot and horse racing in the Park--Prize fighting--Duelling--The
duel between Lord Mohun and the Duke of Hamilton.
Then, also, there were races run in the Park, both horse, coach and
foot. In Shirley’s _Hide Parke_ we read,--
L. BONAVENT. Be there any races here?
MR. LACY. Yes, Sir, horse and foot.
* * * * *
MISTRESS BON. Prethee, sweetheart, who runnes?
LA. An Irish and an English footeman!
M. BON. Will they runne this way?
LA. Just before you, I must have a bet!
[_Exit._
M. BON. Nay, nay, you shall not leave me.
MISTRESS CARROLL. Do it discreetely, I must speak to him,
To ease my heart. I shall burst else.
Weele expect ’em here, Cousen, do they runne naked?
M. BON. That were a most immodest sight.
M. CA. Here have bin such fellowes, Cousen.
M. BON. It would fright the women!
M. CA. Some are of opinion it brings us hither.
Harke what a confusion of tongues there is.
Let you and I venture a paire of Gloves
Upon their feete; I’le take the Irish.
M. BON. ’Tis done, but you shall pay if you lose.
M. CA. Here’s my hand, you shall have the Gloves if you winne.
M. BON. I thinke they are started.
_The Runners, after them the Gentlemen._
OMNES. A Teag, A Teag, make way for shame.
LA. I hold any man forty peeces yet.
VENTURE. A hundred pound to ten! a hundred peeces to ten!
Will no man take me?
M. BON. I hold you, Sir.
VEN. Well, you shall see. A Teag! a Teag! hey!
TRYER. Ha! Well run, Irish!
BON. He may be in a Bogge anon.
[_Exeunt._
The horse race is thus described.
_Enter Jockey and Gentleman._
I. What dost thinke, _Jockey_?
II. The crack o’ th’ field against you.
JO. Let them crack nuts.
I. What weighte?
II. I think he has the heeles.
III. Get but the start.
JO. However, if I get within his quarters, let me alone.
[_Exeunt._
_Confused noise of betting within, after that, a shoute._
M. CA. They are started.
_Enter Bonvile_, _Rider_, _Bonavent_, _Tryer_, _and Fairefield._
RI. Twenty pounds to fifteene.
L. BON. ’Tis done we’e.
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