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Jack turned to her dazedly. "But I had a girl," he said unhappily. "I
seem to have lost her."
A soft light came into Mrs. Housing's eyes. "He's gone mad," she
shouted, turning to her partner. "He's lost his girl, and it's driven
him crazy."
If there was anything that put life into Claribel Housing, it was
"straightening out" someone else's life. She looked on Jack with the
air of the practiced social worker.
"There, there, son," she roared. "Don't take on so about it. I'm sure
she wasn't half good enough for you." She placed a beefy arm about his
shoulder, and nodded to her partner. "Everett, we must do something for
this poor soul."
Everett Housing had learned to accept his wife's "projects" with
resigned good humor.
"Yes, dear," he sighed, and followed obediently as his wife led the
hapless Jack from the dance floor. It didn't seem to concern the matron
that the dancers were stopping to observe their progress.
* * * * *
Back at the table, Julie, noticing the excitement, reached for Marc's
sleeve.
"Something's happening to Jack and Toffee!" she cried, jumping up.
Marc, jolted from his reverie, followed after her. They reached the
group on the dance floor just in time to witness Toffee's reappearance.
"What's going on here?" screamed Toffee, confronting Mrs. Housing.
"Please get out of my way," said Mrs. Housing regally.
"Get out of _your_ way!" Toffee flared. "You should be ashamed of
yourself! Picking up a girl's man when her back is turned--and on
public dance floors too! And at your age!"
Mrs. Housing seemed to explode.
"How dare you! I should think that you had caused enough trouble,--you
little floosey!" It was apparent to her that this was the young lady
who had unseated Jack's reason. At this point Jack did, indeed, appear
somewhat demented. Through the ensuing uproar, he tried valiantly but
vainly to make himself heard, and seemed merely to be babbling to
himself. Toffee was beside herself with rage.
"Why, you--you--you old back issue," she yelled. "You outsized
pick-up!" She swung her foot behind her and calculated the distance to
Mrs. Housing's shin. Unfortunately, her heel caught on the rung of Mr.
Kently's chair. That good gentleman, unconcerned of the tumult raging
just behind him, was, at the moment, determinedly offering a toast to
his wife on the occasion of their twenty-fifth anniversary. He lifted
his glass, and with the words: "And to you, my dear--," tossed its
entire contents neatly into Mrs. Kently's face. Toffee had jerked the
chair swiftly from under him. Mrs. Kently shot out of her chair with a
scream designed for blood chilling.
Across the room, a guest, somewhat befogged by too much drink, raised a
heavy head and shouted: "Murder!" at the top of his lungs. Across from
him, his companion looked up with startled eyes and quietly slid under
the table, unconscious. The man looked down at her without concern.
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