"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
BOBBIE (_above Chesterfield to_ MRS. CROMBIE, _admiringly_). Isn't he
technical, the way he uses all the right expressions--it gives one such
a professional air to call cars "buses."
MRS. DERMOTT. It's very muddling.
(_A motor horn is heard._)
JOYCE (_rushing to window_). Here they are.
BOBBIE. I wonder how Uncle Daniel is.
MRS. CROMBIE (_rising_). You must all be wondering that. (_Goes to table
powdering._) Faith, I shall go soon. I'm sure this man is going to be
simply odious.
(_All except_ MRS. CROMBIE _and_ FAITH _go out to meet_ DANIEL. _All
enter together talking about their various professions._ BOBBIE _to
fireplace;_ OLIVER _behind table;_ SYLVIA _up stage;_ JOYCE _to form;_
EVANGELINE _above fireplace;_ MRS. CROMBIE _below table;_ MRS.
DERMOTT C.; DANIEL L.C.; FAITH R. _of table._)
MRS. DERMOTT. Oh, Danny, darling--let me introduce you to Mrs.
Crombie--my brother. And this is Faith--such a dear girl.
MRS. CROMBIE. How do you do. I've heard so much about you. Are you
feeling better?
DANIEL (L.C., _jovially_). Better! Why, I never had a day's illness in
my life--(_look from all_)--at least--that is until I had the illness.
Yes, it's very tiresome. (_He gulps._) A short life and a gay one, you
know. (_He laughs forcedly._)
MRS. DERMOTT. Danny, darling, I _do_ hope----
DANIEL. Nonsense, dear--there is no hope--but that's a comfort to me. I
always imagine hope weary after a game of blind man's buff sitting on an
orange--so uncomfortable.
(MRS. CROMBIE _and_ FAITH _sit below and_ R. _of table respectively._)
MRS. DERMOTT (_sits Chesterfield, dabbing her eyes_). Really, Danny, you
are too absurd.... I'm so glad Sylvia brought you safely, I never really
feel happy in my mind when she's out with the car. It's not really
woman's work.
DANIEL (_sitting armchair_). As far as I can gather from what she has
been telling me--filming seems to require a certain amount of unwomanly
abandon!
SYLVIA (_at back of Chesterfield, laughing_). I was only telling him
about that day in the middle of the village street, when I had to do
three "close ups" on top of one another.
MRS. DERMOTT. It all sounds vaguely immoral to me, but I hope it's all
right.
DANIEL. Define the expression "close up." What does it mean?
SYLVIA. When they bring the camera right up to your face and you have to
register various emotions--fear--suspicion--joy--yearning--sorrow--(_she
does them_) that's a close up.
MRS. DERMOTT. Isn't she wonderful?
MRS. CROMBIE. It really is most entertaining.
DANIEL. I think they ought to film Evangeline's novel--it's chock full
of incident.
EVANGELINE (_rising, poses by mantel_). Yes, uncle, but only
psychological incident--they want luridly exciting episodes for a real
thriller. I mean to write a scenario one day though, it's a money-making
game. (_Sits again._)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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