I, Mary MacLane: A Diary of Human DaysMacLane, Mary
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I, Mary MacLane: A Diary of Human Days
MacLane, Mary
MacLane, Mary, 1881-1929; Montana -- Biography; Women authors, American -- Biography
--I am fond of green peas, baseball and diamond rings.
--I like violently to spoil a little charlotte-russe with a fork:
it gives me the same feeling of lawless sweet-fiery lust which must
belong to a Moslem soldier when deflowering a Christian virgin: and
harms nobody.
--Sometimes when I’m dressing in the morning I glance down through
my window and see two elderly Butte business men, one a lawyer and
one a banker, going by on the way to their offices. And I wonder at
how frightfully respectable they look in their tailored clothes and
reproachless gloves and perfectly celestial-looking hats. I murmur:
‘Robin and Richard were two pretty men who lay in bed till the clock
struck ten.’
--I keep on my desk a little doll with fluffy skirts, blue eyes,
pouting lips and curly hair and named Little Jane Lee after an
adorable child I have seen in moving pictures.
--I am five feet six inches tall in my highish heels:
--I wear number six gloves: the calf of my leg is a shapely thing.
--The six extant Americans I most admire are Thomas A. Edison,
Harriet Monroe, Gertrude Atherton, Theodore Roosevelt, the remaining
Wright Brother, and Amy Lowell.
--I think I’d learn to be a cook, a professional cook, if I were less
easily fatigued.
--I love the sound of the clinking of two clean new white clay pipes,
one upon the other.
--I crack nuts with my teeth.
Voilà!
But not quite voilà-tout.
_A damned spider_
To-morrow
To-day was one of the To-morrows of encompassing dissatisfaction when
this seems all a nasty world and a nasty life.
A Spider drowned in my bath-tub this morning.
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