London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“Your maid seems to be in a shocking state of health,” he said.
“She suffers from indigestion,” replied Mrs. Rust. “Some fool of a
doctor has told her that she has cancer. She has quite lost her head
over it.”
“At any rate she appears to be in great pain,” said the priest, who
considered that indigestion was rather too unclothed a word for ordinary
use. “And pain is a terrible thing, is it not?”
“No,” said Mrs. Rust.
“You mean that you consider it salubrious for the soul?”
“No,” said Mrs. Rust.
“Then I wonder in what way you consider pain desirable?”
Mrs. Rust, who had meant nothing beyond contradiction, shut her eyes and
looked immovably subtle. The priest changed the subject. He had a real
gift for changing the subject.
“Have you made the acquaintance of that dark young man who acts as the
ship’s gardener?” he asked.
“An excellent young man,” said Mrs. Rust, immediately divining that the
priest did not approve of him.
“Yerce, yerce, no doubt an excellent young man,” agreed the priest
mechanically. “But I have reason to believe that his morals are not
satisfactory.”
“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.
“I do not think he is really married to that aggressive young woman he
calls his wife.”
“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. She did not approve of such irregularities any
more than the priest did, but she disapproved of disapprobation.
The priest, being constitutionally incapable of argument, and yet unable
to broaden his view, was left wordless. But an interruption mercifully
rescued him from the necessity of attempting a reply.
Elizabeth Hammer, Mrs. Rust’s maid, appeared at the companion door. Her
eyes were fixed hungrily upon the sea.
There was a race about to be run, and the starter stood ready to say the
word. But Elizabeth Hammer brushed past him and walked across the empty
strip of deck. She climbed the rail as though she were walking upstairs,
and dropped into the sea.
“Hammer,” barked Mrs. Rust hoarsely, as she heard the splash. That word
broke the spell. A woman shrieked, and Captain Walters shouted, “Man
Overboard.”
The suffragette was not a heroine. What she did was undignified and
unconscious. The heroine should remove her coat, hand her watch to a
friend, send her love to a few relations, and bound gracefully into the
water. The suffragette, fully clothed, tumbled upside down after
Elizabeth Hammer. No noble impulse prompted her to do it. She did not
know of her intention until she found herself in the water, and then she
thought, “What a fool!” She could not swim. The _Caribbeania_ looked as
distant as heaven, and as high. She felt as if she had been dead a long
time since she saw it last. She paddled with her feet and hands like a
dog, her mouth was full of water and of hair. She had never felt so
abased in her life, she seemed crushed like a wafer into the sinking
surface of the nether pit. For centuries she wrestled with the sea,
sometimes for years and years on end a wave tore at her breath. She
never thought of Elizabeth Hammer.
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