London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“Why did you jump overboard if you couldn’t swim?” asked the fourth
officer, who was young and believed that there are always reasons for
everything.
“It was a mistake,” said the suffragette testily, and was led below by
Courtesy and a stewardess.
Tongues were loosened. Everybody reascended to the upper deck to vent
their sympathy on Mrs. Paul Rust.
She had remained in her chair, because she felt that any other woman
would have retired below after witnessing the suicide of an
indispensable part of her travelling equipment. But she could not
control her complexion. Her face was blue-white like chalk, beneath her
incongruous hair. She would reply to no questions, and the priest, after
making several attempts to create for himself a speaking part in the
drama, was obliged to abandon his intention as far as she was concerned,
for lack of support. He turned to the gardener, whose stunned mind was
now regaining consciousness.
“I do indeed congratulate you on the rescue of your—your wife,” said the
priest. “Yerce, yerce. As for that other poor soul, I was afraid she
might make some attempt of the sort. She was suffering from some
internal complaint, and had lost control of herself. Of course she had
confided in me—yerce, yerce. I was so fortunate as to be able to say a
few words of comfort. Perhaps it was a merciful release. But I hope she
was prepared at the last. I hope that in that awful moment she thought
upon her sins.”
“I hope so too,” said the gardener. “It is good to die with a happy
memory in the heart.”
The general impression was that Elizabeth Hammer had made a mistake,
poor thing. She was the subject of much conversation but little
conjecture. The big problem of her little mind was not so much buried as
never unearthed. She had made a mistake, poor thing. That was her
epitaph.
The suffragette was of course a heroine. She was a heroine for the same
reason as Elizabeth Hammer was a poor thing—because nobody had analysed
her motives. It would have been heresy to suggest that the heroine’s
motive had been pure hysteria. She had done a very useless thing in a
very clumsy way, but because it had been dangerous she was promoted to
the rank of heroine.
“I have been a damn fool,” mourned the suffragette, writhing profanely
on her bunk.
“Nonsense,” said Courtesy briskly. “You have been frightfully brave. It
was only hard luck that you couldn’t save the woman.”
“But I didn’t try. I had forgotten all about her until this moment.”
“Nonsense,” repeated Courtesy, busy with a hot-water bottle. “You were
splendid. We didn’t know you had it in you.”
The suffragette laughed her secret laugh, which she kept hidden beneath
her militant exterior. The sort of laughter that flies, not unsuitably,
in the very face of tragedy.
“This is a change,” she said.
“What is?”
“To be respected.”
“My dear gal, we all respected you all along. Personally I always told
them: ‘Mark my words,’ I said, ‘that gal’s got brains.’”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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