London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“I wish I could understand what you are up to, my dear?” she said.
“Can’t I persuade you to leave that naughty gardener, or to marry him?
You needn’t run away, or drown yourself or anything, just say to him,
‘THIS WON’T DO.’ I should be frightfully glad if I could feel you were
all right. Why don’t you get married on landing?”
“We don’t want to,” said the suffragette, who was too inexperienced in
the ways of The Generation to feel offended. “We neither of us ever
pretended to want to.”
“Ou yes, of course I know the catchwords. I know you just came together
as friends, and didn’t see any harm in it.”
“But we didn’t come as friends—we came as enemies.”
“Yes,” said Courtesy, with a furrowed brow. “But really, my dear,
enemies don’t do these things.”
“They do. We do.”
“But, my good girl, you must know—you can’t be as innocent as all that.”
“Great Scott, no!” said the suffragette. “I’m not innocent!”
“Then am I to conclude,” said Courtesy, suddenly frigid, “that you fully
realise the meaning of the life you are leading?”
“You are to conclude that,” said the suffragette, in a voice of growing
militancy. “I realise its meaning much more fully than you do. I shall
leave the gardener directly it becomes convenient to me to do so. For an
utter stranger his behaviour has certainly been insufferable.”
“O Lor’!” exclaimed Courtesy, falling back upon her original line of
defence. “An utter stranger ... I must go and button Mrs. Rust into her
evening gown.”
There is something very annoying to a woman in being accused of
innocence. The suffragette was quite cross.
For the next two days the _Caribbeania_ threaded her way cautiously
between shore and shore. The horizon was frilled with palm-embroidered
lands. Dry, terrible-looking beaches, backed by arid brown hills, marred
the soft character of those calm seas. It was as if the _Caribbeania_
saluted the coast of South America, and South America turned her back
upon her visitor. At two or three ports in that forbidding land the boat
touched. Drake had passed that way, and had left his ill-gotten halo
upon the coast, but that was the only life of the land. The flat, dead
towns seemed brooding over flat, dead tragedies.
It was almost a relief to the travellers when the last night fell, and
the ship was enclosed in darkness and its trivial insularity. There was
a great dance that night. Captain Walters called it the Veterans’ dance,
because the chalked deck was thick with non-combatants, who had
determined to cast care aside and join with youth, because after all it
was the last night, and one would never meet any of these people again.
As a matter of fact, there was no youth to be joined, for youth sat out
and began its farewells. Half a dozen hours is not an over-large
allowance of time for farewells between people who have known each other
three throbbing ocean weeks.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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