London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
The gardener felt unspeakably terrified, his mother earth shot away from
under him, truth was proved false. He discovered that he had seized
Aitch and Zed, one under each arm; and later on—his memory having
vaulted the blank—he found that he was lying on them in the gutter, and
that Aitch was yapping like a dog. Zed was crying, “Mother, Mother.” And
the gardener, with a quick vision of some one watering a cool English
herbaceous border, also said, “Mother, Mother.”
After a while a green beetle ran past his eye, and he recalled the
moment, and raised himself upon his hands and knees. A fire of pain
burnt him suddenly, and he turned his head and saw a pyre of twisted
iron posts heaped upon his legs.
The air was thick with strange sounds, muffled as if from a gramophone.
Some one quite near, but unseen, was shouting, “Oh, Oh,” as regularly as
a clock’s chime. There was a rending wheeze behind them, and the
gardener looked round in time to see a palm tree sink with dignity into
a trench that had been gashed at its feet. But that might have been a
dream.
He felt absolutely sick with horror. His head seemed as though it were
all at once too big for his skin. His whole being throbbed terribly in a
sort of echo of the three throbs that had laid life by the heels.
Yock—Yollock—Yollock. A pounce, and then two shakes, like a terrier
dealing with a rat. Why had one ever trusted oneself to such a risky
crumb of creation as this world? The gardener lost himself in
littleness. And presently found that he had insinuated himself into a
sitting position, and was feeling very sick indeed.
“That was an earthquake,” remarked Zed, with the truly feminine trick of
jumping to foregone conclusions. And she burst into tears, wailing
still, “Mother, Mother.”
“It is funny we should both have thought of her,” observed the gardener,
forgetting that there was room for more than one mother in this tiny
world. His eyes were fixed on a thin and fearful stream of blood that
was issuing from between two bricks in the mass of miscellany that had
once been a house. “Blood—from a skull?” he thought, and fainted.
For centuries his mind skirted round some enormous joke. It was so big
that he could not see its point, and then again it was so little that he
lost it. At any rate it was round, and turned with a jovial hum.
Later on he was aware of the solution of a problem which he felt had
been troubling him all his life. What colour was the face of a nigger
pale with fright? It was several colours, chiefly the shade of a wooden
horse he had once loved, but mottled. But the whites of the eyes were
more blue than white, they shone like electric light. With an effort he
fitted the various parts of his mind together.
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