Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
It is sad to reflect upon a young lady, said to be good-looking (let us
say good-looking and be done with it: a neighbourhood does not rise up
and declare a girl good-looking if she is not good-looking, that is only
her modest way of putting it), let us say a young lady, good-looking,
well-educated, of affectionate disposition—it is undeniably sad to
reflect that such an one, matrimonially inclined, should be compelled to
have recourse to the columns of a matrimonial journal. What are the
young men in the neighbourhood thinking of? What more do they want? Is
it Venus come to life again with ten thousand a year that they are
waiting for! It makes me angry with my own sex reading these
advertisements. And when one thinks of the girls that do get married!
But life is a mystery. The fact remains: here is the ideal wife seeking
in vain for a husband. And here, immediately underneath—I will not say
the ideal husband, he may have faults; none of us are perfect, but as men
go a decided acquisition to any domestic hearth, an agreeable gentleman,
fond of home life, none of your gad-abouts—calls aloud to the four winds
for a wife—any sort of a wife, provided she be of a serious disposition.
In his despair, he has grown indifferent to all other considerations.
“Is there in this world,” he has said to himself, “one unmarried woman,
willing to marry me, an agreeable man, in receipt of a good income.”
Possibly enough this twain have passed one another in the street, have
sat side by side in the same tram-car, never guessing, each one, that the
other was the very article of which they were in want to make life
beautiful.
Mistresses in search of a servant, not so much with the idea of getting
work out of her, rather with the object of making her happy, advertise on
one page. On the opposite page, domestic treasures—disciples of Carlyle,
apparently, with a passionate love of work for its own sake—are seeking
situations, not so much with the desire of gain as with the hope of
finding openings where they may enjoy the luxury of feeling they are
leading useful lives. These philanthropic mistresses, these toil-loving
hand-maidens, have lived side by side in the same town for years, never
knowing one another.
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