Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Every summer I suffer much from indignation. I love to watch the
swallows building. They build beneath the eaves outside my study window.
Such cheerful little chatter-boxes they are. Long after sunset, when all
the other birds are sleeping, the swallows still are chattering softly.
It sounds as if they were telling one another some pretty story, and
often I am sure there must be humour in it, for every now and then one
hears a little twittering laugh. I delight in having them there, so
close to me. The fancy comes to me that one day, when my brain has grown
more cunning, I, too, listening in the twilight, shall hear the stories
that they tell.
One or two phrases already I have come to understand: “Once upon a
time”—“Long, long ago”—“In a strange, far-off land.” I hear these words
so constantly, I am sure I have them right. I call it “Swallow Street,”
this row of six or seven nests. Two or three, like villas in their own
grounds, stand alone, and others are semi-detached. It makes me angry
that the sparrows will come and steal them. The sparrows will hang about
deliberately waiting for a pair of swallows to finish their nest, and
then, with a brutal laugh that makes my blood boil, drive the swallows
away and take possession of it. And the swallows are so wonderfully
patient.
“Never mind, old girl,” says Tommy Swallow, after the first big cry is
over, to Jenny Swallow, “let’s try again.”
And half an hour later, full of fresh plans, they are choosing another
likely site, chattering cheerfully once more. I watched the building of
a particular nest for nearly a fortnight one year; and when, after two or
three days’ absence, I returned and found a pair of sparrows comfortably
encsonced therein, I just felt mad. I saw Mrs. Sparrow looking out.
Maybe my anger was working upon my imagination, but it seemed to me that
she nodded to me:
“Nice little house, ain’t it? What I call well built.”
Mr. Sparrow then flew up with a gaudy feather, dyed blue, which belonged
to me. I recognised it. It had come out of the brush with which the
girl breaks the china ornaments in our drawing-room. At any other time I
should have been glad to see him flying off with the whole thing, handle
included. But now I felt the theft of that one feather as an added
injury. Mrs. Sparrow chirped with delight at sight of the gaudy
monstrosity. Having got the house cheap, they were going to spend their
small amount of energy upon internal decoration. That was their idea
clearly, a “Liberty interior.” She looked more like a Cockney sparrow
than a country one—had been born and bred in Regent Street, no doubt.
“There is not much justice in this world,” said I to myself; “but there’s
going to be some introduced into this business—that is, if I can find a
ladder.”
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