Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Then without further trouble the army of the future went upon its way.
OUGHT STORIES TO BE TRUE?
THERE was once upon a time a charming young lady, possessed of much
taste, who was asked by her anxious parent, the years passing and family
expenditure not decreasing, which of the numerous and eligible young men
then paying court to her she liked the best. She replied, that was her
difficulty; she could not make up her mind which she liked the best.
They were all so nice. She could not possibly select one to the
exclusion of all the others. What she would have liked would have been
to marry the lot; but that, she presumed, was impracticable.
I feel I resemble that young lady, not so much in charm and beauty as in
indecision of mind, when the question is that of my favourite author or
my favourite book. It is as if one were asked one’s favourite food.
There are times when one fancies an egg with one’s tea. On other
occasions one dreams of a kipper. To-day one clamours for lobsters.
To-morrow one feels one never wishes to see a lobster again. One
determines to settle down, for a time, to a diet of bread and milk and
rice pudding. Asked suddenly to say whether I preferred ices to soup, or
beef-steak to caviare, I should be completely nonplussed.
There may be readers who care for only one literary diet. I am a person
of gross appetites, requiring many authors to satisfy me. There are
moods when the savage strength of the Bronte sisters is companionable to
me. One rejoices in the unrelieved gloom of “Wuthering Heights,” as in
the lowering skies of a stormy autumn. Perhaps part of the marvel of the
book comes from the knowledge that the authoress was a slight, delicate
young girl. One wonders what her future work would have been, had she
lived to gain a wider experience of life; or was it well for her fame
that nature took the pen so soon from her hand? Her suppressed vehemence
may have been better suited to those tangled Yorkshire byways than to the
more open, cultivated fields of life.
There is not much similarity between the two books, yet when recalling
Emily Bronte my thoughts always run on to Olive Schreiner. Here, again,
was a young girl with the voice of a strong man. Olive Schreiner, more
fortunate, has lived; but I doubt if she will ever write a book that will
remind us of her first. “The Story of an African Farm” is not a work to
be repeated. We have advanced in literature of late. I can well
remember the storm of indignation with which the “African Farm” was
received by Mrs. Grundy and her then numerous, but now happily
diminishing, school. It was a book that was to be kept from the hands of
every young man and woman. But the hands of the young men and women
stretched out and grasped it, to their help. It is a curious idea, this
of Mrs. Grundy’s, that the young man and woman must never think—that all
literature that does anything more than echo the conventions must be
hidden away.
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