Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
But perhaps the most daring hope of all was the dream that came to Herr
Wagner that his opera singers, his grouped choruses, would eventually
satisfy the craving of the public for high class statuary. I am not
quite sure the general public does care for statuary. I do not know
whether the idea has ever occurred to the Anarchist, but, were I myself
organising secret committee meetings for unholy purposes, I should invite
my comrades to meet in that section of the local museum devoted to
statuary. I can conceive of no place where we should be freer from
prying eyes and listening ears. A select few, however, do appreciate
statuary; and such, I am inclined to think, will not be weaned from their
passion by the contemplation of the opera singer in his or her various
quaint costumes.
And even if the tenor always satisfied our ideal of Apollo, and the
soprano were always as sylph-like as she is described in the libretto,
even then I should doubt the average operatic chorus being regarded by
the _connoisseur_ as a cheap and pleasant substitute for a bas relief
from the Elgin marbles. The great thing required of that operatic chorus
is experience. The young and giddy-pated the chorus master has no use
for. The sober, honest, industrious lady or gentleman, with a knowledge
of music is very properly his ideal.
What I admire about the chorus chiefly is its unity. The whole village
dresses exactly alike. In wicked, worldly villages there is rivalry,
leading to heartburn and jealously. One lady comes out suddenly, on,
say, a Bank Holiday, in a fetching blue that conquers every male heart.
Next holiday her rival cuts her out with a green hat. In the operatic
village it must be that the girls gather together beforehand to arrange
this thing. There is probably a meeting called.
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