Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
The white man has got into the way of “carrying” other people’s burdens,
and now it looks as if the yellow man were going to object to our
carrying his any further. Maybe he is going to get nasty, and insist on
carrying it himself. We call this “the yellow danger.”
A friend of mine—he is a man who in the street walks into lamp-posts, and
apologises—sees rising from the East the dawn of a new day in the world’s
history. The yellow danger is to him a golden hope. He sees a race long
stagnant, stretching its giant limbs with the first vague movements of
returning life. He is a poor sort of patriot; he calls himself, I
suppose, a white man, yet he shamelessly confesses he would rather see
Asia’s millions rise from the ruins of their ancient civilization to take
their part in the future of humanity, than that half the population of
the globe should remain bound in savagery for the pleasure and the profit
of his own particular species.
He even goes so far as to think that the white man may have something to
learn. The world has belonged to him now for some thousands of years.
Has he done all with it that could have been done? Are his ideals the
last word?
Not what the yellow man has absorbed from Europe, but what he is going to
give Europe it is that interests my friend. He is watching the birth of
a new force—an influence as yet unknown. He clings to the fond belief
that new ideas, new formulæ, to replace the old worn shibboleths, may,
during these thousands of years, have been developing in those keen
brains that behind the impressive yellow mask have been working so long
in silence and in mystery.
WHY DIDN’T HE MARRY THE GIRL?
WHAT is wrong with marriage, anyhow? I find myself pondering this
question so often, when reading high-class literature. I put it to
myself again the other evening, during a performance of Faust. Why could
not Faust have married the girl? I would not have married her myself for
any consideration whatsoever; but that is not the argument. Faust,
apparently, could not see anything amiss with her. Both of them were mad
about each other. Yet the idea of a quiet, unostentatious marriage with
a week’s honeymoon, say, in Vienna, followed by a neat little cottage
_orné_, not too far from Nürnberg, so that their friends could have come
out to them, never seems to have occurred to either of them.
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