The man, lying lazily back in an armchair, smoking a long cigar, was
about thirty-five, dark, with well-cut aquiline features, in which craft
and intelligence were combined, a small pointed moustache, and a pair of
keen black eyes full of suspicion and cunning. His companion was old,
perhaps sixty, lean, ill-attired and wizened, her face being almost
brown as a toad's back, her body bent, and her voice weak and croaking.
They sat opposite to one another, talking. Around the walls there were
tacked copies of a leaflet headed, in huge black capitals, "The Agony of
Monte Carlo," which declared that the advertiser, an Englishman who
offered his services to the public, had vanquished the hazard, and was
the only person who could gain indefinitely at either roulette or
trente-et-quarante. He had solved the puzzling problem of "How to Win."
The French in which the circular was printed was not remarkable for its
grammar or diction, but it was certainly a brilliant specimen of
advertisement, and well calculated to entrap the unwary. Copies of it
had for several weeks been widely distributed in the streets of Nice,
flung into passing cabs, or handed to those who took their daily airing
on the Promenade, and it had given rise to a good deal of comment.
Among many other remarkable statements, it was alleged that the
discoverer of this infallible method had gained five hundred francs an
hour upon an ordinary capital of five francs, and so successful had been
his play that the Administration of the Casino, in order to avert their
own ruin, had denied him any further card of admission. The remarkable
person declared further that so certain was he of success that he was
prepared to place any stake against that of any person who doubted, and
to allow the player to turn the roulette himself. To those who arranged
to play under his direction the circular promised the modest gain of one
million two hundred thousand francs a month! Truly the remarkable
circular was aptly headed "The Agony of Monte Carlo."
The inventor was the dark-eyed man with the cigar, and it was upon the
table before him that he gave illustrations of his marvellous discovery
to his clients. All the systems of Jacquard, Yaucanson, Fulton,
Descartes and Copernic were declared to be mere jumbles of false
principles, and held up to derision. This was actually infallible.
Nice had heard of a good many methods of winning before, but never one
put forward by an inventor sufficiently confident to offer to bear the
losses; hence, from the hours of ten to twelve, and two to six, the
foppishly-attired man who declared in his circular, "_Je mis la force,
parceque je suis la verite_," was kept busy instructing amateur
gamesters how to act when at Monte Carlo, and receiving substantial fees
for so doing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account