The clocks had chimed ten, and the street was quiet. The old woman, who
with difficulty had been reading the feuilleton in the _Petit Nicois_
yawned, flung down her paper, and glanced over at the cosmopolitan
adventurer who, with his head thrown back, was staring at the ceiling,
humming in a not unmusical voice the catchy refrain of Varney's popular
"Serenade du Pave--"
"Sois bonne, O ma chere inconnue,
Pour qui j'ai si souvent chante!
Ton offrande est la bienvenue,
Fais-moi la charite!
Sois bonne, O ma chere inconnue,
Pour qui j'ai souvent chante!
Devant moi, devant moi
Sois la bienvenue?"
So light-hearted he seemed that possibly he had succeeded in inventing
some other system whereby the pockets of the long-suffering public might
be touched. Suddenly a footstep on the landing outside caused them both
to start and exchange quick glances. Then the bell rang, and the
conqueror of the hazard rose and opened the door.
Their visitor was Zertho. He was in evening clothes, having left the
theatre early to stroll round there.
"Well, Mother Valentin," he exclaimed in French, tossing his hat
carelessly upon the table, and sinking into a chair. "Rheumatism still
bad--eh?"
"Ah, yes, m'sieur," croaked the old woman in the Provencal patois,
"still very bad," and grunting, she rose, and hobbled out of the room.
"And how's business?" Zertho inquired of the other.
"Pretty fair. Lots of mugs in the town just now," he smiled, speaking
in Cockney English.
"That handbill of yours is about the cheekiest bit of literature I've
ever come across," he said, nodding towards one of the remarkable
documents tacked upon the wall.
"It has drawn 'em like honey draws flies," said the other, smiling and
regarding it with pride. "The offer to pay the losses does it. You can
always make a lie truth by lying large enough."
He had resumed his seat, and was puffing contentedly at his cigar.
"It's a really marvellous specimen of bluff," Zertho observed, in a tone
of admiration. "When I first saw it I feared that you had been a bit
too extravagant in your promises."
"The bigger your promise the greater your success. I've always found it
the same with all the wheezes I've worked," he replied. "I saw you
driving with Brooker's daughter a few days ago. You seem to be having
an uncommonly good time of it," he added.
"Can't complain," Zertho said, leaning back with a self-complacent air.
"Patrician life suits me after being so many years an outsider."
"No doubt it is pleasant," his companion answered with a meaning look,
"if one can completely bury the past."
"I have buried it," Zertho answered quickly.
Max Richards, the inventor of "The Agony of Monte Carlo," regarded the
man before him with a supercilious smile. "And you pay me to prevent
its exhumation--eh?"
"I thought we had agreed not to mention the matter again," Zertho
exclaimed, darting at his crafty-looking fellow-adventurer a look of
annoyance and suspicion.
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