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"Explained to newcomers that you were the town eccentric."
Balderstone's heavy gray eyebrows slanted toward each other. "People
come to my lectures--don't call them services--to unbend. To relax.
Don't like to have somebody shouting at them through a megaphone and
waving signs, Wheelan." He crossed the room. "Drink?"
Wheelan shook his head, glancing at Karen.
She had sat in a straight back chair and folded her hands. "Scotch and
soda," she said to Balderstone.
* * * * *
After he made the drinks Balderstone said, "Some consider me a
benefactor, Wheelan. I have invented a somewhat unique thing. Applied
lycanthropy--though most people think of that as involving only
wolves." He gestured, and ice rattled in his glass. "Cats have a much
higher therapeutic value. It's essential, Wheelan, for people to get
out of themselves now and then. To find relief from tension so that
their lives may be more rewarding and satisfying." He moved closer to
Wheelan, who was still standing near the door. "These are troubled
times, Wheelan."
"I've told him that myself," Karen said, trying her Scotch.
"The results of applied lycanthropy have been most positive. Not only
have people been helped, but San Miguel has been helped. Don't think
other cities wouldn't jump at the chance to have me locate there." He
cleared his throat. "As a matter of fact, we're considering opening
branches. It's my intention to help the entire world."
"And it's my intention to run you out of town," Wheelan said.
Balderstone laughed and shook his head. "Miss Wylie tells me you're
a decent fellow, basically, as are so many before the pressures of
everyday life remold them. At any rate, I simply want to point out that
many of us are annoyed by you. I don't think you want that."
"Yes, I do. I'm out to get you."
"You're getting on my nerves." Balderstone scratched his nose.
"Leaflets, pamphlets, letters. Demonstrations. And now I get word that
you've been going around to pet shops and florists trying to buy large
quantities of catnip."
"Nobody has any."
"Of course not. And I also find that yesterday you visited the humane
society in Santa Monica and tried to buy several big dogs. The trouble
with you, Wheelan, you've got no civic pride."
Wheelan smiled. "I'm as proud of San Miguel as anybody."
"And further, Wheelan, you can't stand to see people have a good time.
And even worse, you're against scientific progress. I'm sure that had
you lived in Austria at the end of the last century you would have
sent Sigmund Freud crank letters."
"He wasn't a quack."
"You annoy me more up close than at a distance."
The two of them were drifting closer to each other.
Karen jumped up. "Mr. Balderstone, perhaps if Glenn attended one of
your lectures he wouldn't be so prejudiced."
"I don't want him sulking around my talks."
"But it might convince him."
Balderstone squinted one eye. "Hmm. Perhaps."
Wheelan shook his head. "I wouldn't go near one."
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