California -- Fiction; Cats -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Science fiction; Shapeshifting -- Fiction; Short stories
"Lots of problems people just can't solve. But they still want to give
it a try." Balderstone's voice grew louder. "One more chance at bat.
That's not the way. Worrying about problems causes fretting. Fretting
produces tension. Tense people aren't happy people." Balderstone's
hands came up in front of his chest, gradually clenching. "If you can't
change the world, I'm informing you, you can change yourself. At least
for awhile. That's important. That's what is called escape. It's good
for you. Applied lycanthropy."
The lights had been dimming all through his last sentences. A few yards
from the merry-go-round the blond young men had a bonfire going.
"We're going to lose all those worries. We're not going to fret. Not
now, not for awhile." Balderstone's voice seemed to have taken on some
of the crackle of the fire. "Every one of you should have a capsule.
Now, who doesn't?"
A dozen hands went up and one of the young men ran through the crowd,
giving out capsules from an orange cardboard box.
Balderstone had stepped out of Wheelan's range, but he reappeared
wheeling something that looked like a giant sunlamp. It was half again
as tall as he was.
"He's got enough quack equipment," Wheelan said.
"Be still," Karen said, her hold tight now on his arm.
* * * * *
"We're going to change," shouted Balderstone, not using the microphone.
"When I say 'swallow' I want you all to swallow those capsules. Then
you better get out of your clothes quick! Because when I turn on my
applied lycanthropy beam things are going to start happening." He had
reached the platform edge and was crouched there, teetering. "Now! One,
two, three. Swallow!"
Balderstone dived for the beam and clicked it on. Ties and hats shot up
into the air. Coat sleeves flapped, became entangled with print dresses
and lace slips.
"Looks like Annapolis on graduation day," Wheelan said softly, starting
to feel uneasy.
The beam was played over the audience, slowly from left to right. All
the lights were out and there was only the dim orange flicker of the
bonfire. "Relax, relax," Balderstone shouted. "Change!" He dropped and
sat on the stage edge.
There was a sputtering howl near the entrance and a large black cat
leaped up, clawing at the air, twisting and falling back.
Wheelan couldn't breathe, couldn't tell Karen to stop her fingernails
from digging into his skin.
Great yowling cats were popping up across the field, faster and faster.
Wheelan noticed his dentist still hadn't gotten his striped shorts off.
Then he jerked back against Karen and they both tumbled off the crates.
"Run," he said.
Karen twisted up and caught him. "No, Glenn. Wait. Till they change
back. You'll see how happy and calm they all are. You'll be convinced."
"Cats," he said, pulling away. "Run!"
He ran; jumped the fence beyond the rodeo area and stumbled away into
the brush. He got home in under an hour. It was mostly downhill.
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