Illustrations of political economy, Volume 4 (of 9)Martineau, Harriet
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Illustrations of political economy, Volume 4 (of 9)
Martineau, Harriet
Didactic fiction, English; Political fiction, English; Social problems -- Fiction
“They call this a fine scene,” observed the young man, “but it does not
suit my taste. I had rather see our sheep in the Smithfield pens than on
these downs. Then one misses the London cries, however much the magpies
chatter here. As for the cooing of the doves, it really depresses the
spirits. People talk of the stars being so brilliant here,—like golden
lamps; but I like real lamps better. A row of them in Pall Mall is worth
a hemisphere of stars.”
“I don’t know much about lamplight,” replied Castle, “having been too
poor to burn candles at home, and so going to bed in the twilight; but
this place is so lonesome, I sometimes wonder whether it is in the world
or out of it. All this view is like an old deserted park, to be sure;
but where is the squire’s house, or the church steeple, and the children
coming out of school? There is no public-house far or near; and no
parson or his lady to speak a word to one: only a young man that comes
to read prayers on Sundays in a shed or on the green, and away again to
do the same thing somewhere else. Not such a thing have I seen since I
came as a carriage with ladies in it; and they say there are no hunts.
With all the game there is here, no scarlet jackets ever come in sight
from the woods.”
“That is the worst of it,” responded the other grumbler. “We have all
the dulness of a country life without its solace of amusement. It was
really too tantalizing lately, to see a kangaroo hunt which I could not
join. If they would let me take my turn, I might be of some use to them
as an experienced huntsman. I should like to hunt opossums till I could
get skins enough to make your pretty daughter a cloak worthy to be worn;
and——”
Castle here moved off impatiently, having too much paternal pride to
listen to convict wooing on Ellen’s behalf. The young man followed him,
continuing,
“The snipe-shooting is very choice, I’m told, in the marshes yonder. I
must have leave when winter comes on, to go and try my luck. But the
hunts are the best things,—more spirited perhaps than you are aware of.”
“Hunts! hunts!” cried Castle. “I see neither deer nor fox. An odd sort
of hunting, if you mean killing any of these leaping things, with their
queer ways. Why, the little ones don’t run beside their dams, as is
natural, but she pops them into her bag, and off she hops, as if she had
only two legs. The first I saw, I thought she had happened an accident,
and had her fore legs cut short; and I thought she got on wonderfully
well considering; and then in a minute appeared a whole herd of them,
with their young in their bags.”
“It is a pretty sight to see them come down from the woods at sunrise to
feed in the plains. Then is the time to hide behind a thicket, and make
sure of one’s game. Which do you prefer, as a bottom dish, kangaroo or
bandicoot? In a pie, properly seasoned, it is difficult to say which is
the best. I have given many a hint down below that either is much more
palatable to me than rations of salt meat.”
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