“Not if such as you have the management of it,” cried Byrne. “You talk
of Mr. Mackintosh: but I tell you that nothing that I ever heard him say
turned my heart from you and your religion as you yourself have done
to-day; and I rather think that Mr. Mackintosh owes to you much of such
power as he has. We shall soon see that. Send the labourers of this
parish to gaol for their tithe of wages, break gates, and pry into
gardens, and you will see what a congregation Mr. Mackintosh will have
on his lawn, to hear what he has to say about a religion that teaches
such oppression.—Be pleased to hold your tongue, sir, and walk out of my
garden.—Hush, Jane!” he cried to his weeping wife. “There is nothing in
their tithe-law that prevents my saying that.—Go, go, and milk the cow.”
And he turned over the pail, which still stood with milk in it, as in
the morning. He declared that he knew something of tithe-law as well as
Peterson, and therefore claimed the liberty of spilling the milk which
had not been removed, after due notice, so as to restore the pail in
time for the afternoon milking. Peterson could not deny the correctness
of Byrne’s law.
“Well; but, why not come to church?” mildly inquired the vicar.
“To hear you thank God that you are no extortioner, I suppose. I am sick
enough of that.”
“But, John,—do listen, John!—He can’t help it: it is no fault of his: he
only asks what the law gives him.”
“Then let the law leave off making a man contradict in the pulpit on
Sunday all he has been doing during the week. ’Tis a hypocrisy that I am
sick of, and I’ll never enter the church door till there is an end of
it. You see the gate, sir. You are welcome to go away as soon as you
choose.”
There was nothing for the vicar to do but to walk away, however Mrs.
Byrne wished to detain him till her husband had cooled. Peterson had
found his way over the fence, rather than cross the path of the angry
man. Byrne saw this, and shouted after the vicar, loud enough for
Peterson to hear,
“You are mightily afraid of a deist, Mr. Hellyer: but if you care for
your church, look to your tithe-gatherer.”
“Run after your papa, my dear,” said Mrs. Byrne to Alice, who was
contemplating the spilled milk: “never mind your birds; I will put them
under a coop till you come again.”
“Papa looks so odd!”
“The more reason you should go. Run after him, and talk about every
thing you can think of.”
Alice hopped and skipped down the road, while Jane wept as if her heart
would break. Her grief could scarcely have been greater if she had known
the truth that time revealed,—that from this hour, her husband hated the
vicar with an intense hatred.
CHAPTER V.
EXTORTION.
Before two years were over, the experiment of a close exaction of tithes
was considered by good judges to have been fairly tried, and to have
produced consequences as apparent as could be expected to arise in any
given case.
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