In a Canadian Canoe; The Nine Muses Minus One, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
In a Canadian Canoe; The Nine Muses Minus One, and Other StoriesPain, Barry
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In a Canadian Canoe; The Nine Muses Minus One, and Other Stories
Pain, Barry
English wit and humor
Zeus & Co. occupied the two thrones at the back of the large hall.
During the last spring-cleaning, Zeus had ordered his own throne to
be regilded. Nothing had been done to the other throne, which was
occupied by Co. But Co. was quite humble. As a general rule he merely
echoed the sentiments of Zeus. If he felt the difference between the
two thrones, he had never mentioned it. Perhaps it might be as well
to notice that all the shares were in the hands of Zeus & Co. They
were the directors, and also the shareholders. By this arrangement
much unpleasantness was avoided.
But at this moment an old gentleman in a very shiny coat rose from
the desk at the farther end of the hall, and stepped towards the
thrones. He looked at Zeus, coughed a little nervously, and began:
“Mr. Zeus, and also Mr. Co., you will excuse me, but I’ve a little
matter to bring before you, in my position as Chief Agent in the
Punishment Department.”
“By all means,” said Zeus kindly. “There’s nothing wrong, I hope.
It’s a good department.”
“A very good and profitable department,” echoed Co.
“Well, Mr. Zeus, you will probably remember that you assigned to me a
young subordinate, a mere boy, called Eros.”
“I remember,” said Zeus. “He was not to draw any regular salary.”
“Precisely so,” replied the Agent. “He just took his small commission
on every broken heart. Well, up to the present I’ve had no complaint
to make of him. He did his work well and cheerfully. The Suicide
Section used to send me in most favourable reports of him. I had even
intended to recommend him for promotion.”
“But without increase of salary, I hope,” said Zeus. “The
shareholders would never stand that, you know.”
“They simply wouldn’t tolerate it for a minute,” echoed Co. It was
not supposed to be generally known that Zeus & Co. were the only
shareholders.
“No, sir,” answered the Agent. “I should have left the question of
salary to you. I hope I know my place, sir. But, if you will believe
it, that boy actually wants to resign the post he holds already. He
got mixed up in that Psyche business a good deal, you know. I never
knew the rights of the case exactly; but I do know that he’s not been
the same boy since, and takes no pleasure in his work at all.”
“Well, show him in,” said Zeus irritably, “and I’ll have a word or
two to say to him.”
“I wonder,” suggested Co., “if the Agent can have been fool enough to
let the boy know that he was a punishment and not a blessing?”
At this moment the Agent, who had retired, reappeared with Eros.
He was a handsome boy, but it was evident that he was very angry.
His eyes flashed, and tears stood in them. He made no obeisance to
Zeus, but with a rapid movement unslung his bow and quiver from his
shoulders, and snapt bow and arrows, one after another, across his
knee, flinging them down on the floor of the hall.
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