“The death agony was dreadful,” she said brightly; “of the second, I
mean. The ‘first’ was run into by a furniture wagon, and had fifty
marks stolen out of a new waistcoat pocket, but the ‘second’ was dying
for sixty-seven hours. I never ceased crying once—not even to put the
children to bed.”
A young Russian, with a “bang” curl on her forehead, turned to me.
“Can you do the ‘Salome’ dance?” she asked. “I can.”
“How delightful,” I said.
“Shall I do it now? Would you like to see me?”
She sprang to her feet, executed a series of amazing contortions for
the next ten minutes, and then paused, panting, twisting her long hair.
“Isn’t that nice?” she said. “And now I am perspiring so splendidly. I
shall go and take a bath.”
Opposite to me was the brownest woman I have ever seen, lying on her
back, her arms clasped over her head.
“How long have you been here to-day?” she was asked.
“Oh, I spend the day here now,” she answered. “I am making my own
‘cure,’ and living entirely on raw vegetables and nuts, and each day I
feel my spirit is stronger and purer. After all, what can you expect?
The majority of us are walking about with pig corpuscles and oxen
fragments in our brain. The wonder is the world is as good as it is.
Now I live on the simple, provided food”—she pointed to a little bag
beside her—“a lettuce, a carrot, a potato, and some nuts are ample,
rational nourishment. I wash them under the tap and eat them raw, just
as they come from the harmless earth—fresh and uncontaminated.”
“Do you take nothing else all day?” I cried.
“Water. And perhaps a banana if I wake in the night.” She turned round
and leaned on one elbow. “You over-eat yourself dreadfully,” she said;
“shamelessly! How can you expect the Flame of the Spirit to burn
brightly under layers of superfluous flesh?”
I wished she would not stare at me, and thought of going to look at my
watch again when a little girl wearing a string of coral beads joined
us.
“The poor Frau Hauptmann cannot join us to-day,” she said; “she has
come out in spots all over on account of her nerves. She was very
excited yesterday after having written two post-cards.”
“A delicate woman,” volunteered the Hungarian, “but pleasant. Fancy,
she has a separate plate for each of her front teeth! But she has no
right to let her daughters wear such short sailor suits. They sit about
on benches, crossing their legs in a most shameless manner. What are
you going to do this afternoon, Fräulein Anna?”
“Oh,” said the Coral Necklace, “the Herr Oberleutnant has asked me to
go with him to Landsdorf. He must buy some eggs there to take home to
his mother. He saves a penny on eight eggs by knowing the right
peasants to bargain with.”
“Are you an American?” said the Vegetable Lady, turning to me.
“No.”
“Then you are an Englishwoman?”
“Well, hardly—”
“You must be one of the two; you cannot help it. I have seen you
walking alone several times. You wear your—”
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