We bowed very formally, and looked each other over with that eye which
is known as “eagle” but is far more the property of the female than
that most unoffending of birds. “I think you are English?” she said. I
acknowledged the fact. “I am reading a great many English books just
now—rather, I am studying them.”
“Nu,” cried Herr Erchardt. “Fancy that! What a bond already! I have
made up my mind to know Shakespeare in his mother tongue before I die,
but that you, Frau Professor, should be already immersed in those wells
of English thought!”
“From what I have read,” she said, “I do not think they are very deep
wells.”
He nodded sympathetically.
“No,” he answered, “so I have heard.... But do not let us embitter our
excursion for our little English friend. We will speak of this another
time.”
“Nu, are we ready?” cried Fritz, who stood, supporting Elsa’s elbow in
his hand, at the foot of the steps. It was immediately discovered that
Karl was lost.
“Ka—rl, Karl—chen!” we cried. No response.
“But he was here one moment ago,” said Herr Langen, a tired, pale
youth, who was recovering from a nervous breakdown due to much
philosophy and little nourishment. “He was sitting here, picking out
the works of his watch with a hairpin!”
Frau Kellermann rounded on him. “Do you mean to say, my dear Herr
Langen, you did not stop the child!”
“No,” said Herr Langen; “I’ve tried stopping him before now.”
“Da, that child has such energy; never is his brain at peace. If he is
not doing one thing, he is doing another!”
“Perhaps he has started on the dining-room clock now,” suggested Herr
Langen, abominably hopeful.
The Advanced Lady suggested that we should go without him. “I never
take my little daughter for walks,” she said. “I have accustomed her to
sitting quietly in my bedroom from the time I go out until I return!”
“There he is—there he is,” piped Elsa, and Karl was observed slithering
down a chestnut-tree, very much the worse for twigs.
“I’ve been listening to what you said about me, mumma,” he confessed
while Frau Kellermann brushed him down. “It was not true about the
watch. I was only looking at it, and the little girl never stays in the
bedroom. She told me herself she always goes down to the kitchen, and—”
“Da, that’s enough!” said Frau Kellermann.
We marched _en masse_ along the station road. It was a very warm
afternoon, and continuous parties of “cure guests”, who were giving
their digestions a quiet airing in pension gardens, called after us,
asked if we were going for a walk, and cried “Herr Gott—happy journey”
with immense ill-concealed relish when we mentioned Schlingen.
“But that is eight kilometres,” shouted one old man with a white beard,
who leaned against a fence, fanning himself with a yellow handkerchief.
“Seven and a half,” answered Herr Erchardt shortly.
“Eight,” bellowed the sage.
“Seven and a half!”
“Eight!”
“The man is mad,” said Herr Erchardt.
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