“Young man,” interrupted Herr Erchardt, “you have never lived and you have never suffered!” “Oh, excuse me—how can you know?” “I know because you have told me, and there’s an end of it. Come back to this bench in ten years’ time and repeat those words to me,” said Frau Kellermann, with an eye upon Fritz, who was engaged in counting Elsa’s fingers with passionate fervour—“and bring with you your young wife, Herr Langen, and watch, perhaps, your little child playing with—” She turned towards Karl, who had rooted an old illustrated paper out of the receptacle and was spelling over an advertisement for the enlargement of Beautiful Breasts. The sentence remained unfinished. We decided to move on. As we plunged more deeply into the wood our spirits rose—reaching a point where they burst into song—on the part of the three men—“O Welt, wie bist du wunderbar!”—the lower part of which was piercingly sustained by Herr Langen, who attempted quite unsuccessfully to infuse satire into it in accordance with his—“world outlook”. They strode ahead and left us to trail after them—hot and happy. “Now is the opportunity,” said Frau Kellermann. “Dear Frau Professor, do tell us a little about your book.” “Ach, how did you know I was writing one?” she cried playfully. “Elsa, here, had it from Lisa. And never before have I personally known a woman who was writing a book. How do you manage to find enough to write down?” “That is never the trouble,” said the Advanced Lady—she took Elsa’s arm and leaned on it gently. “The trouble is to know where to stop. My brain has been a hive for years, and about three months ago the pent-up waters burst over my soul, and since then I am writing all day until late into the night, still ever finding fresh inspirations and thoughts which beat impatient wings about my heart.” “Is it a novel?” asked Elsa shyly. “Of course it is a novel,” said I. “How can you be so positive?” said Frau Kellermann, eyeing me severely. “Because nothing but a novel could produce an effect like that.” “Ach, don’t quarrel,” said the Advanced Lady sweetly. “Yes, it is a novel—upon the Modern Woman. For this seems to me the woman’s hour. It is mysterious and almost prophetic, it is the symbol of the true advanced woman: not one of those violent creatures who deny their sex and smother their frail wings under... under—” “The English tailor-made?” from Frau Kellermann. “I was not going to put it like that. Rather, under the lying garb of false masculinity!” “Such a subtle distinction!” I murmured. “Whom then,” asked Fräulein Elsa, looking adoringly at the Advanced Lady—“whom then do you consider the true woman?” “She is the incarnation of comprehending Love!”