"_No_ one! It's not blood; it is ichor! it's miracle! Set aside
stature, thew, bone, and muscle--set aside courage, and by all
the angels of death, I'd fight a lion naked and dash his teeth
down his jaws with my fist, and flog him to death with his own
tail! Set aside, I say, all those attributes, which I am allowed
to possess, and I am worth six men in any campaign; for that one
quality of healing as I do--rip me up; punch me through, tear me
to tatters with bomb-shells, and nature has me whole again, while
your tailor would fine-draw an old-coat. _Parbleu!_ gentlemen,
if you saw me naked, you would laugh? Look at my hand, a
sabre-cut across the palm, to the bone, to save my head, taken up
with three stitches, and five days afterwards I was playing ball
with an English general, a prisoner in Madrid, against the wall
of the convent of the Santa Maria de la Castita! At Arcola, by
the great devil himself! that was an action. Every man there,
gentlemen, swallowed as much smoke in five minutes as would
smother you all, in this room! I received, at the same moment,
two musket balls in the thighs, a grape shot through the calf of
my leg, a lance through my left shoulder, a piece of a shrapnel
in the left deltoid, a bayonet through the cartilage of my right
ribs, a sabre-cut that carried away a pound of flesh from my
chest, and the better part of a congreve rocket on my forehead.
Pretty well, ha, ha! and all while you'd say _bah!_ and in eight
days and a half I was making a forced march, without shoes, and
only one gaiter, the life and soul of my company, and as sound as
a roach!"
"Bravo! Bravissimo! Per Bacco! un gallant uomo!" exclaimed, in a
martial ecstacy, a fat little Italian, who manufactured
tooth-picks and wicker cradles on the island of Notre Dame; "your
exploits shall resound through Europe! and the history of those
wars should be written in your blood!"
"Never mind! a trifle!" exclaimed the soldier. "At Ligny, the
other day, where we smashed the Prussians into ten hundred
thousand milliards of atoms, a bit of a shell cut me across the
leg and opened an artery. It was spouting as high as the chimney,
and in half a minute I had lost enough to fill a pitcher. I must
have expired in another minute, if I had not whipped off my sash
like a flash of lightning, tied it round my leg above the wound,
whipt a bayonet out of the back of a dead Prussian, and passing
it under, made a tournequet of it with a couple of twists, and so
stayed the hemorrhage, and saved my life. But, _sacré bleu!_
gentlemen, I lost so much blood, I have been as pale as the
bottom of a plate ever since. No matter. A trifle. Blood well
spent, gentlemen." He applied himself now to his bottle of _vin
ordinaire_.
The Marquis had closed his eyes, and looked resigned and
disgusted, while all this was going on.
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