Hope languished in Wakefield until a company from Kenosha consented to
transport its entire industry thither if it could receive a building
rent free. It was proffered, and it accepted, the cutlery works. For a
season the neighboring streets were acrid with the aroma of the
passionate pickles that were bottled there. And then its briny deeps
ceased to swim with knobby condiments. A tin-foil company abode awhile,
and yet again a tamale-canning corporation, which in its turn sailed on
to the Sargasso Sea of missing industries.
Other factory buildings in Wakefield fared likewise. They were but
lodging-houses for transient failures. The population swung with the
tide, but always at anchor. The lift which the census received from an
artificial-flower company, employing seventy-five hands, was canceled by
the demise of a more redolent pork-packing concern of equal pay-roll.
People missed it when the wind blew from the west.
But Wakefield hoped on. One day the executive committee of the
Wide-a-Wakefield Club, having nothing else to do, met in executive
session. There were various propositions to consider. All of them were
written on letter-heads of the highest school of commercial art, and all
of them promised to endow Wakefield with some epoch-making advantage,
provided merely that Wakefield furnish a building rent free, tax free,
water free, and subscribe to a certain amount of stock.
The club regarded these glittering baits with that cold and clammy gaze
with which an aged trout of many-scarred gills peruses some newfangled
spoon.
But if these letters were tabled with suspicion because they offered too
much for too little, what hospitality could be expected for a letter
which offered still more for still less? The chairman of the committee
was Ansel K. Pettibone, whose sign-board announced him as a "practical
house-painter and paper-hanger." He read this letter, head-lines and
all:
MARK A. SHELBY JOHN R. SHELBY LUKE B. SHELBY
SHELBY PARADISE POWDER COMPANY
SPRINGFIELD, MASS., U. S. A.
MAKES WASHDAY WELCOME. SIDESTEP SUBSTITUTES.
WIDE-A-WAKEFIELD CLUB, Wakefield:
DEAR SIRS,--The undersigned was born in your city, and left same
about twenty years ago to seek his fortune. I have finally found it
after many ups and downs. Us three brothers have jointly perfected
and patented the famous Paradise Powder. It is generally conceded
to be the grandest thing of its kind ever put on the market, and,
in the words of the motto, "Makes Washday Welcome." Ladies who have
used it agree that our statement is not excessive when we say,
"Once tried, you will use no other."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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