In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories — John Shaqi
In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“It was mine until after I smashed up yours.”
“Oh, but I cannot accept your chair, Mr. Morris.”
“You surely wouldn’t refuse to do what you desired, in fact, commanded,
another to do. You know you practically ordered me to take your chair.
Well, I have accepted it. It is going to be put right to-day. So, you
see, you cannot refuse mine.”
Miss Earle looked at him for a moment.
“This is hardly what I would call a fair exchange,” she said. “My chair
was really a very cheap and flimsy one. This chair is much more
expensive. You see, I know the price of them. I think you are trying to
arrange your revenge, Mr. Morris. I think you want to bring things
about so that I shall have to apologise to you in relation to that
chair-breaking incident. However, I see that this chair is very
comfortable, so I will take it. Wait a moment till I get my rugs.”
“No, no,” cried Morris, “tell me where you left them. I will get them
for you.”
“Thank you. I left them on the seat at the head of the companion-way.
One is red, the other is more variegated; I cannot describe it, but
they are the only two rugs there, I think.”
A moment afterwards the young man appeared with the rugs on his arm,
and arranged them around the young lady after the manner of deck
stewards and gallant young men who are in the habit of crossing the
ocean.
“Would you like to have a cup of coffee?”
“I would, if it can be had.”
“Well, I will let you into a shipboard secret. Every morning on this
vessel the smoking-room steward brings up a pot of very delicious
coffee, which he leaves on the table of the smoking-room. He also
brings a few biscuits—not the biscuit of American fame, but the biscuit
of English manufacture, the cracker, as we call it—and those who
frequent the smoking-room are in the habit sometimes of rising early,
and, after a walk on deck, pouring out a cup of coffee for themselves.”
“But I do not expert to be a _habitué_ of the smoking-room,” said Miss
Earle.
“Nevertheless, you have a friend who will be, and so in that way, you
see, you will enjoy the advantages of belonging to the smoking club.”
A few moments afterwards, Morris appeared with a camp-stool under his
arm, and two cups of coffee in his hands. Miss Earle noticed the smile
suddenly fade from his face, and a look of annoyance, even of terror,
succeed it. His hands trembled, so that the coffee spilled from the cup
into the saucer.
“Excuse my awkwardness,” he said huskily; then, handing her the cup, he
added, “I shall have to go now. I will see you at breakfast-time. Good
morning.” With the other cup still in his hand, he made his way to the
stair.
Miss Earle looked around and saw, coming up the deck, a very handsome
young lady with blonde hair.
Third Day
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