In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
The serious individual waited until the steward had left the room, then
he closed the door. “Gentlemen,” he continued, “I will not recur to the
painful incident which happened at the dinner-table to-night further
than by asking you, as honourable men, to think of Mrs.
Scrivener-Yapling’s position of great responsibility. She stands in the
place of a mother to a number of young ladies who, for the first time
in their lives, have left their homes.”
“Lord pity them,” said somebody, who was sitting in the corner.
The gentleman paid no attention to the remark.
“Now what I wish to ask of you is that you will not make Mrs.
Scrivener-Yapling’s position any harder by futile endeavours to form
the acquaintance of the young ladies.”
At this point Stewart Montague broke out. “Who the devil are you, sir,
and who gave you the right to interfere?”
“As to who I am,” said the gentleman, quietly, “my name is Kensington,
and—”
“West or South?” asked the man in the corner.
At this there was a titter of laughter.
“My name is Kensington,” repeated the gentleman, “and I have been asked
by Mrs. Scrivener-Yapling to interfere, which I do very reluctantly. As
I said at the beginning, I hope you will not think my interference is
impertinent. I only do so at the earnest request of the lady I have
mentioned, because I am a family man myself, and I understand and
sympathise with the lady in the responsibility which she has assumed.”
“It seems to me,” said the man in the corner, “that if the ‘dragon’ has
assumed responsibilities and they have not been thrust upon her, which
I understand they have not, then she must take the responsibility of
the responsibilities which she has assumed. Do I make myself clear?”
“Gentlemen,” said Mr. Kensington, “it is very painful for me to speak
with you upon this subject. I feel that what I have so clumsily
expressed may not be correctly understood; but I appeal to your honour
as gentlemen, and I am sure I will not appeal in vain when I ask you
not to make further effort towards the acquaintance of the young
ladies, because all that you can succeed in doing will be to render
their voyage unpleasant to themselves, and interrupt, if not seriously
endanger, the good feeling which I understand has always existed
between Mrs. Scrivener-Yapling and her _protégées_.”
“All right,” said the man in the corner. “Have a drink, Mr.
Kensington?”
“Thank you, I never drink,” answered Mr. Kensington.
“Have a smoke, then?”
“I do not smoke either, thank you all the same for your offer. I hope,
gentlemen, you will forgive my intrusion on you this evening. Good
night.”
“Impudent puppy,” said Stewart Montague, as he closed the door behind
him.
But in this we did not agree with him, not even the man in the corner.
“He is perfectly right,” said that individual, “and I believe that we
ought to be ashamed of ourselves. It will only make trouble, and I for
one am going to give up the hunt.”
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