In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
So, from that time forward, the smoking-room collectively made no
effort towards the acquaintance of the young ladies. The ladies’
seminary walk, as it was called, took place every morning punctually,
and sometimes Mr. Kensington accompanied the walkers. Nevertheless,
individual friendships, in spite of everything that either Mr.
Kensington or the “dragon” could do, sprang up between some of the
young men and some of the girls, but the “dragon” had an invaluable
ally in Mr. Kensington. The moment any of the young ladies began
walking with any of the young gentlemen on deck, or the moment they
seated themselves in steamer chairs together, the urbane, always polite
Mr. Kensington appeared on the scene and said, “Miss So-and-So, Mrs.
Scrivener-Yapling would like to speak with you.”
Then the young lady would go with Mr. Kensington, while the young
gentleman was apt to use strong language and gnash his teeth.
Mr. Kensington seemed lynx-eyed. There was no escaping him. Many in the
smoking-room no doubt would have liked to have picked a flaw in his
character if they could. One even spoke of the old chestnut about a man
who had no small vices being certain to have some very large ones; but
even the speakers themselves did not believe this, and any one could
see at a glance that Mr. Kensington was a man of sterling character.
Some hinted that his wife was the victim of his cruelty, and kept her
state-room only because she knew that he was so fond of the “dragon’s”
company, and possibly that of some of the young ladies as well. But
this grotesque sentiment did not pass current even in the smoking-room.
Nevertheless, although he was evidently so good a man, he was certainly
the most unpopular individual on board _The Tub_. The hatred that
Stewart Montague felt for him ever since that episode in the
smoking-room was almost grotesque.
Montague had somehow managed to get a contrite note of apology and
distress to Miss Fleming, and several times the alert Mr. Kensington
had caught them together, and asked Miss Fleming with the utmost
respect to come down and see Mrs. Scrivener-Yapling.
All in all the “dragon” did not have a very easy time of it. She fussed
around like any other old hen who had in charge a brood of ducks.
Once I thought there was going to be a row between Montague and
Kensington. He met that gentleman in a secluded part of the deck, and,
going up to him, said—
“You old wife deserter, why can’t you attend to your own affairs?”
Kensington turned deadly pale at this insult, and his fists clinched—
“What do you mean?” he said huskily.
“I mean what I say. Why don’t you take your own wife walking on the
deck, and leave the young ladies alone. It’s none of your business with
whom they walk.”
Kensington seemed about to reply; but he thought better of it, turned
on his heel, and left Montague standing there.
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