In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“The habit of years?” he said. “Why, you speak as if you were an old
woman.”
“I _am_ an old woman,” replied the girl, “in everything but one
particular.”
“And that particular,” said her companion, “is the very important one,
I imagine, of years.”
“I don’t know why that is so very important.”
“Oh, you will think so in after life, I assure you. I speak as a
veteran myself.”
The young lady gave him a quick side glance with her black eyes from
under the hood that almost concealed her face.
“You say you are a veteran,” she answered, “but you don’t think so. It
would offend you very deeply to be called old.”
“Oh, I don’t know about that. I think such a remark is offensive only
when there is truth in it. A young fellow slaps his companion on the
shoulder and calls him ‘old man.’ The grey-haired veteran always
addresses his elderly friend as ‘my boy.’”
“Under which category do you think you come, then?”
“Well, I don’t come under either exactly. I am sort of on the middle
ground. I sometimes feel very old. In fact, to confess to you, I never
felt older in my life than I did yesterday. Today I am a great deal
younger.”
“Dear me,” replied the young lady, “I am sorry to hear that.”
“Sorry!” echoed her companion; “I don’t see why you should be sorry. It
is said that every one rejoices in the misfortunes of others, but it is
rather unusual to hear them admit it.”
“It is because of my sympathy for others that I am sorry to hear you
are younger today than you were yesterday. If you take to running along
the deck today then the results will be disastrous and I think you owe
it to your fellow passengers to send the steward with his gong ahead of
you so as to give people in steamer chairs warning.”
“Miss Earle,” said the young man, “I thought you had forgiven me for
yesterday. I am sure I apologised very humbly, and am willing to
apologise again to-day.”
“Did I forgive you? I had forgotten?”
“But you remembered the fault. I am afraid that is misplaced
forgetfulness. The truth is, I imagine, you are very unforgiving.”
“My friends do not think so.”
“Then I suppose you rank me among your enemies?”
“You forget that I have known you for a day only.”
“That is true, chronologically speaking. But you must remember a day on
shipboard is very much longer than a day on shore. In fact, I look on
you now as an old acquaintance, and I should be sorry to think you
looked on me as an enemy.”
“You are mistaken. I do not. I look on you now as you do on your own
age—sort of between the two.”
“And which way do you think I shall drift? Towards the enemy line, or
towards the line of friendship?”
“I am sure I cannot tell.”
“Well, Miss Earle, I am going to use my best endeavours to reach the
friendship line, which I shall make unless the current is too strong
for me. I hope you are not so prejudiced against me that the pleasant
effort will be fruitless.”
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