Despite my reduced income that week I had provided myself with a
sumptuous lunch--two kinds of sausage from a _delicatessen_ shop in
Shaftesbury Avenue, a paper of potato salad, a roll, butter, some sort
of chocolate _baba_ or _moka_, and a bottle of Schweppes' dry ginger
ale. That lunch had cost me nearly three shillings--but I intended to
eat only a third of it. The rest was to be my chief sustenance during
the two following days. I was not among my porters and drivers now--oh
no! I was cutting quite a dash. Archie, passing with Miss Windus as I
opened my black satchel, did not forbear to remark, "By Jove! doesn't
Jeffries do himself well, what?" and it had been in order that I might
be assumed to "do" myself equally well every day of my life that I had
made my little display. I ate my exact third in the same compartment I
had written my examination paper in, and then, closing my bag on the
precious remainder, put it under the seat and mingled with the others.
By a sort of natural selection, I presently found myself in the middle
bow window, discussing the questions he had just answered with my only
fellow-candidate in Honours, Mackie. Mackie, both at the college and
elsewhere, was one of these blatantly popular chaps, and I myself
didn't like him. In some respects he was rather of Archie's kind, but he
was older, more knowing, and had gone further. He was a singer of comic
songs at "smokers," and a frequent looker-in at the shilling dances at
the Holburn Town Hall after class. He was jubilant over the ease of the
Theory paper, and was already so confident of his pass that he was
cracking jokes right and left, as if a weight had been taken off his
mind.
"It's going to be like money from home if it's no harder than that!" he
exulted (almost prophetically, if what I said about the standard of
modern examinations is true). "Kitty Windus says she'll eat her
mackintosh, with the accent on the 'tosh,' if she isn't all right for
the Advanced, and the Elementaries are as safe as your hand in your
pocket! What ho! Come out on the stairs and have a Flor de Cabbagos."
I didn't want the Flor de Cabbagos, but I went out on the top landing
with him. One or two others were smoking on the floor below, which was
as far as we were allowed to stray. A few steps down Miss Windus and
Miss Causton were sitting on the stairs, as if they were sitting out a
dance, and Miss Causton moved lower down still as the fragrance of
Mackie's "Flor" reached her, and then a little way back again as she
caught the whiff that came up the well. Mackie was talking of the paper
again.
"All that mugging for a job you could do on your head!" he said, with
regret for the time he had lost. "I wouldn't have dropped out of the
billiard handicap if I'd known! Play billiards, Jeffries? I'm a regular
John Roberts--in my dreams. Give you fifty in a hundred at the Napier
when teacher says we can go."
And he ran on, with dull facetiousness.
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