In and About Drury Lane, and Other Papers, Vol. 2 (of 2): Reprinted from the pages of the 'Temple Bar' MagazineDoran, Dr. (John)
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In and About Drury Lane, and Other Papers, Vol. 2 (of 2): Reprinted from the pages of the 'Temple Bar' Magazine
Doran, Dr. (John)
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; Theater -- England -- London -- Anecdotes
While Mr. Jackson had the affairs of the world to set down on paper,
and often rose from the table where he was writing despatches only
to catch a hasty glance at a battle, or to be off in a hurry, hardly
pressed by a victorious foe, he was overwhelmed with commissions from
thoughtless people. Some asked him to purchase for them carriages and
horses, others hammers and nails; and, wrote his mother, ‘If in the
course of your rambles through Saxony or Silesia you can meet with
a piece of fine cambric for handkerchiefs pray secure it for me, as
cambric is now of an exorbitant price in this country.’ Thousands of
men were bleeding to death for want of bandages, and the easy-going old
lady at Bath could think only of cheap handkerchiefs for herself.
One incident of the times reads like a page or two from Fielding.
It refers to the Irish servant, Pat O’Raffer, who was with George
Jackson in Bohemia. Pat was as lean as if he had lived for a month at a
French _table d’hôte_. In Bath, when his master fell in love with Miss
Rumbold, Pat fell in love with Miss Rumbold’s maid. In his absence,
however, the abigail gave her company to another young man, but Pat
continued to write to her ‘a very pretty letter’ all the same. As one
of these letters especially contained a good deal of political and
personal gossip, which began to spread through Bath, old Mrs. Jackson
thought it would be well to secure it, and to stop the writing of
similar epistles for the future; and she sent for the damsel, with the
success narrated below.
The good, stupid wench mentioned regretfully that the postage
was two shillings and ninepence. I said, ‘Susan, this long story
about things that you know nothing of, and can take no interest
in, my good girl, has cost you, it seems, far more than it is
worth.’ ‘Yes, indeed, ma’am,’ she answered, ‘it has. I like very
well to hear from Mr. Raffer, but I do wish he would pay the
postage.’ ‘Has this thoughtless man often put you to the expense?’
I inquired. ‘Oh, no, ma’am; it’s the first since he went; but
he says he shall write again.’ ‘Shall you answer it, Susan?’ I
asked. ‘Lor, ma’am,’ she said, ‘I should never know where to find
a place to begin upon. Doesn’t you think, ma’am, it’s more like a
piece of reading in the newspaper than a letter? Then I shouldn’t
like to pay another two-and-ninepence.’ ‘Then, Susan,’ I said,
‘as my son’s name is mentioned in this letter, suppose I give you
five shillings for it--that will pay the postage, and buy you a
nice frilled neckerchief.’ Susan blushed and smiled with delight.
The bargain was struck at once for this and any other despatch
Mr. Raffer may send, silence on the subject being promised.... My
only qualm of conscience in getting hold of the letter was, that I
suggested to Susan to buy a _frilled_ neckerchief, never allowing
my own maids to wear any but plain ones.
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