The challenge was read out to the gentlemen and ladies, and they
remembered then that Dana Da had laughed at them some years ago. It was
officially announced that the Old Man of the Mountains would treat the
matter with contempt; Dana Da being an Independent Investigator without
a single “round” at the back of him. But this did not soothe his people.
They wanted to see a fight. They were very human for all their
spirituality. Lone Sahib, who was really being worn out with kittens,
submitted meekly to his fate. He felt that he was being “kittened to
prove the power of Dana Da,” as the poet says.
When the stated day dawned, the shower of kittens began. Some were white
and some were tabby, and all were about the same loathsome age. Three
were on his hearth-rug, three in his bath-room, and the other six turned
up at intervals among the visitors who came to see the prophecy break
down. Never was a more satisfactory Sending. On the next day there were
no kittens, and the next day and all the other days were kittenless and
quiet. The people murmured and looked to the Old Man of the Mountains
for an explanation. A letter, written on a palm-leaf, dropped from the
ceiling, but every one except Lone Sahib felt that letters were not what
the occasion demanded. There should have been cats, there should have
been cats,—full-grown ones. The letter proved conclusively that there
had been a hitch in the Psychic Current which, colliding with a Dual
Identity, had interfered with the Percipient Activity all along the main
line. The kittens were still going on, but owing to some failure in the
Developing Fluid, they were not materialised. The air was thick with
letters for a few days afterwards. Unseen hands played Glück and
Beethoven on finger-bowls and clock-shades; but all men felt that
Psychic Life was a mockery without materialised Kittens. Even Lone Sahib
shouted with the majority on this head. Dana Da’s letters were very
insulting, and if he had then offered to lead a new departure, there is
no knowing what might not have happened.
[Illustration: THE SENDING OF DANA DA]
But Dana Da was dying of whiskey and opium in the Englishman’s godown,
and had small heart for honours.
“They have been put to shame,” said he. “Never was such a Sending. It
has killed me.”
“Nonsense,” said the Englishman, “you are going to die, Dana Da, and
that sort of stuff must be left behind. I’ll admit that you have made
some queer things come about. Tell me honestly, now, how was it done?”
“Give me ten more rupees,” said Dana Da faintly, “and if I die before I
spend them, bury them with me.” The silver was counted out while Dana Da
was fighting with Death. His hand closed upon the money and he smiled a
grim smile.
“Bend low,” he whispered. The Englishman bent.
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