In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
It was a brisk and windy morning, with the sharpness of 9 A.M. in it,
when Mullins, Mrs. Knox's tirewoman, met me at the hall door of
Aussolas with her arms full of shawls, and a countenance dark with doom
and wrath. She informed me that it was a shame for me to be enticing
the Mistress out of her bed at this hour of the morning, and that she
would get her death out of it. I was repudiating this soft impeachment
(which had indeed some flavour of the Restoration drama about it), when
the companion of my flight appeared.
"How would anyone know the minute--" continued Mullins, addressing the
universe, "that this what's-this-I'll-call-it wouldn't turn into a
bog-hole?" She put this conundrum while fiercely swaddling her
mistress in cloak upon cloak. I attempted no reply, and Mrs. Knox,
winking both eyes at me over the rim of the topmost shawl, was hoisted
into the back of the car; as we glided away I had, at all events, the
consolation of knowing that, in the event of an accident, Mrs. Knox in
her cloaks would float from the car as softly and bulkily as a bumble
bee.
As we ran out of the gates on to the high road I remembered that my
passenger's age was variously reckoned at from ninety to a hundred, and
thought it well to ask her if fifteen miles an hour would be too fast
for pleasure.
"You can't go too fast to please me," replied Mrs. Knox, through the
meshes of a Shetland shawl. "When I was a girl I rode a fourteen-hand
pony to the fourteenth milestone on the Cork road in a minute under the
hour! I think you should be able to double that!"
I replied to this challenge with twenty miles an hour, which, with a
head wind and a bad road, I considered to be fast enough for any old
lady. As a matter of fact it was too fast for her costume. We had run
some eight or nine miles before, looking back, I noticed that a change
of some sort had occurred.
"Oh, the red one blew away long ago!" screamed Mrs. Knox against the
wind; "it doesn't matter, I shall get it back--I'll ask Father Scanlan
to speak about it at Mass next Sunday. There's a veil gone too--how
frantic Mullins will be!"
A skirl of laughter came from the recesses of the remaining shawls.
We were running now on a level road under the lee of a long line of
hills; a strip of plantation, gay with the yellows and greens of
autumn, clung to a steep slope ahead of us, and, at the top of it, some
ragged pines looked like blots against the sky. As we neared it, a
faint and long-drawn call came from the height; presently among the
tree-trunks we saw hounds, like creatures in a tapestry hunting scene,
working up and up through the brown undergrowth. I slackened speed.
"'Pon my honour, we've hit off the Hunt!" exclaimed Mrs. Knox.
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