In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
The Natives advanced into the middle distance.
"It's the Sweep!" exclaimed Philippa. "It's my beloved Cantillon!"
She flung open the window.
"Oh, Cantillon!" she cried, invoking the gentleman in the top-hat as if
he were an idol, "I've been longing to see you!"
The leading Native halted beneath the window and curtseyed.
"I partly guessed it, my Lady!" he replied modestly, and curtseyed
again.
"Then why didn't you come before?" screamed Philippa, suppressing with
difficulty the indignation of the dogs.
"I had the toothache, my Lady, and a howlt in my poll," returned the
sweep, in dignified narrative. "I may say my hands was crackin' with
the stren'th of pain, and these four days back there was the rumour of
passpiration all over me, with respex to ye----"
"I'll see you in the kitchen," said Philippa, shutting the window
abruptly. "My poor friends," she continued, "this means a cold
luncheon for you, and a still colder reception for me from Mrs.
Cadogan, but if I let Cantillon escape me now, I may never see him
again--which is unthinkable!"
I presume that white is the complimentary colour of a sweep. In half
an hour after the arrival of Mr. Cantillon the sitting-rooms were
snowed over with sheets, covering alike floor and furniture, while he
and his disciple moved from room to room on tiptoe, with ostentatious
humility, leaving a round black spoor upon the snow. My writing-table
was inaccessible, so also was the piano, which could usually be trusted
to keep Andrew quiet for an hour of the morning. Perhaps it would be
more accurate to say it kept him occupied. Captain Larpent had not
been many years in the service of his country, yet it was already told
of him that "From Birr to Bareilly," undeterred by hardships, his
intrepid piano had accompanied him, and that house-rents fell to zero
within a half-mile radius of his vicinity. Daily the walls of
Shreelane shook to the thunder of his practising; nightly his duets
with my wife roared like a torrent over my sleeping head. Sometimes,
also, he sang, chiefly in German (a language I do not understand), and
with what seemed to me superfluous energy. But this, I am told, means
"temperament."
Haunting as a waltz refrain the flavour of soot stole through the menu
at dinner; it was whispered in the soup, it was muttered in the
savoury, and in the coffee it abandoned subterfuge and shouted down all
opposition. Next morning, at breakfast, Philippa asked if the car
wanted exercise, because it seemed to her a day marked out by
Providence for calling on the Chicken Farmers. We might start early,
take sandwiches, show Andrew something of the country--the programme
was impulsively sketched in, but none the less I divined that an
indignant household had demanded a day of atonement in which to
obliterate the memory of the sweep.
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