In old Narragansett; romances and realities — John Shaqi
In old Narragansett; romances and realitiesEarle, Alice Morse
History
In old Narragansett; romances and realities
Earle, Alice Morse
Narragansett Bay Region (R.I.) -- History -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“I ain’t agoin’ ag’inst de course ob de law. It ’ud be a pretty scandal
fer de Gub’nor not ter go ter jail when he ’rested. Set ebberybody a
bad edsample. I’se er law-erbidin’ citterzman, an’ I’se goin’ ter ’bey
de law ob de lan’. B’sides, Rosann she say she t’inks I get red ob my
rheumatiz’ in jail. Ole Tuggie Bannocks can’t get me out nights ter
witch-ride me.”
The discomfited sheriff at last rode slowly on, while Cuddy again
hobbled alongside, still cheerful, still philosophizing, still
advising. Mr. Cranston was puzzled. He could not abandon his prisoner,
nor could he persuade or force him to pay the debt; still less could he
hurry him, and the time to perform other and more important duties was
close at hand. At last, completely baffled and conquered, he suddenly
exclaimed: “Here, Cuddymonk, I’ve had enough of this; take your bundle,
I’ll pay your debt to old Hazard and the costs, too.”
“Mass’ Cranston, is dat de way yer does yer duty? I’se agoin’ ter jail
ef I hab ter walk dere alone, an’ tell de jedge dat de constable run
off an’ leff me. I ain’t no runnagadore. I’se goin’ in de cause ob de
right. You’se ’rested me, an’ I’se agoin’ ter stay ’rested. I nebber
see a jail, anyway, an’ I wants ter see one. Times neber’ll be good in
dis country till bof people an’ rulers knows erbout de instertootions
ob de lan’!”
Again did the baffled sheriff explain and expostulate and seek to rouse
in Cuddy a sense of pride and dread of shame. “It’s most time for
’Lection Day, Cuddy. You’ll never be elected again if you go to jail.
They’ll never want a rogue for Gov’nor.”
“’Cause de Gov’nor am a rogue this year ain’t no sign de next one won’t
be,” answered wise Cuddy. And when the constable had straightened out
Cuddy’s ambiguous thought, he said to himself that black politics were
much like white.
“I can’t see why all you blacks are so dishonest and tricky!”
“Why, Mass’ Cranston” (with an injured but unresentful air), “dey has
ter be--dey so kep’ down. It all de fault ob dat unrageous ole George
Washin’ton. When he a-dyin he rolls his eyes an’ say: ‘Forebber keep de
nigger down’--an’ it take a hundred year to work out a dyin’ spell.”
This astounding piece of post-mortem news about the Father of his
Country was new to the constable, though it was commonly believed by
negroes then as now. He answered Cuddy severely and sharply:
“Who told you that nonsense? It’s no reason, anyway. There is no need
for any nigger to be dishonest unless he wants to.”
“Now, Mass’ Cranston, dis’ jess de way I looks at it. Times nebber’ll
be good in dis country till things is fixed an’ proputty’s divided so
no one can’t be poor; den no one can’t be dishonest, cause ef dey has
plenty dey won’t want ter be.”
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