Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
[Illustration: _"Now look at the entrance to this tomb," he said_]
After descending some twenty feet we came to a small chamber which was
rudely frescoed about half of the way around.
"Do you know why he left this job unfinished?" asked Mr. Peasley. "He
knew that some day or other an inquisitive foreigner would be prowling
around here trying to uncover ancient treasures, and he put this measly
little antechamber here to throw Mr. Archaeologist off the scent. He
wanted it to appear that the man who was buried here had been so poor
that he couldn't complete the decorations. And now I'll show you
something more foxy still. Come with me down this long flight of steps
to the second chamber."
He led us down another flight to a tall chamber about the size of a
freight car stood on end.
"When the French explorers opened this place in 1898 the chamber which
you are now inspecting seemed to be the end of the tunnel," continued
Mr. Peasley. "The four side walls were perfectly smooth and unbroken,
but down at the bottom they found a pit which had been filled with
heavy stones. They supposed, of course, that this was the mummy pit,
and that if they removed the stones they would find some royal remains
at the other end of the hole. So they worked day after day, lifting
out the boulders, and finally they came to the end of the pit and found
that they had drawn a blank. Naturally they were stumped. They
thought they had been exploring a tomb, but it was only an April fool
joke. One of the professors was not satisfied. He felt sure that
there must be a royal mummy tucked in somewhere about the premises, so
he took a ladder and climbed around and began tapping all over the
walls of this second chamber. What do you think? He discovered that
the wall had a hollow sound just opposite the tunnel at which they had
entered. So he used a battering ram and broke through into the real
tomb. Yes, sir; these two outer chambers, with their cheap stencil
frescoes and fake mummy pit, had been a blind."
We passed over a narrow wooden bridge and entered the tunnel beyond the
second chamber. The whole place was brightly illuminated and one could
readily believe that he was in a modern hallway decorated in the most
gorgeous Egyptian style. The bordering frescoes and the historical
paintings were as fresh in tone as if they had been put on only
yesterday. One of the larger chambers looked exactly like the gaudy
"Oriental apartment" of a Paris or New York hotel, and we shouldn't
have been surprised or displeased to see a waiter come in with a tray
full of cool drinks.
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