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At last we came to the tomb chamber, and there in a deep hollow, with a
modern wooden railing around it, reclined the great King Amenhotep,
with the incandescent lamps dangling above him and flooding him in a
radiant light. The original granite cover of the outer case has been
removed and plate glass substituted. We leaned on the rail and gazed
down at the serene countenance of the once mighty monarch who had been
lying there for 3300 years. The funeral garlands which had been laid
on his breast were still undisturbed, and the shrunken face was
illumined by that calm smile of triumph which Amenhotep wore when he
passed away confident in the belief that the Nile tourist would never
discover his hiding place.
We visited the tomb in company with a bustling swarm of American
excursionists of the happy, irreverent kind. The fact that they were
strolling about in a private and highly aristocratic sarcophagus did
not seem to repress their natural gush of spirits or induce any solemn
reflections. They were all steaming hot, but very happy and having a
lot of fun with the King. One enterprising Yankee, who carried his
coat and vest on his arm, started to climb over the wooden railing in
order to make a close inspection of the mortuary remains, but was
restrained by the guards.
After leaving the valley of tombs we made a short cut over a very hot
and a very high hill to the "rest house" which has been erected far out
on the desert by one of the tourist agencies. We collapsed on the
shady side of the building, dusty and short of breath, and immediately
we were attacked by a most vociferous horde of native peddlers. And
what do you suppose they were selling? We landed there on Friday, and
the remnant sale of mummies was in full blast. Here are some of the
cut prices:--
_Head of adult .................... 4 shillings._
_Foot of adult .................... 1 shilling._
_Hand of adult .................... 1 shilling._
_Two feet and two hands (warranted_
_mates) ........................ 3 shillings._
_Arm and head ..................... 6 shillings._
_Special reduction for juvenile sizes._
Can you imagine anything more disquieting to the nerves, when you are
resting and getting ready for luncheon, than to have a villainous child
of the desert rush up and lay a petrified human head in your lap and
beg you to make an offer? Within two minutes after we arrived we had
fragments of former humanity stacked all around us. And they were
unmistakably genuine. The native swindlers can make imitation scarabs
and potteries, or else import them by the gross from Germany and
Connecticut, but the mummy heads which they offer for sale are horribly
bona fide. It would not pay to manufacture an imitation article,
inasmuch as the whole desert region to the west of ancient Thebes is a
vast cemetery. If the merchant's stock runs low he can go out with a
spade and dig up a new supply, just as a farmer would go after
artichokes.
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