Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
The other passengers, intent upon their private troubles, pawed over
their possessions and handed out shillings right and left and followed
the line of trucks out to the "luggage vans," and Mr. Peasley was left
alone, still demanding his trunk. The station agent and many porters
ran hither and thither, looking into all sorts of impossible places,
while the locomotive bell rang warningly, and the guard begged Mr.
Peasley to get aboard if he wished to go to London. Mr. Peasley took
off his hat and leaned his head back and howled for his trunk. The
train started and Mr. Peasley, after momentary indecision, made a
running leap into our midst. There were six of us in a small padded
cell, and five of the six listened for the next fifteen minutes to a
most picturesque and impassioned harangue on the subject of the general
inefficiency of German steamships and English railways.
[Illustration: _And howled for his trunk_]
"Evidently the trunk was not sent ashore," someone suggested to Mr.
Peasley. "If the trunk did not come ashore you could not reasonably
expect the station officials to find it and put it aboard the train."
"But why didn't it come ashore?" demanded Mr. Peasley. "Everyone on
the boat knew that I was going to get off at Plymouth. It was talked
about all the way over. Other people got their trunks, didn't they?
Have you heard of any German being shy a trunk? Has anybody else lost
anything? No; they went over the passenger list and said, 'If we must
hold out a trunk on anyone, let's hold it out on Peasley--old good
thing Peasley.'"
[Illustration: _Let's hold it out on Peasley_]
"Are you sure it was put on board at Hoboken?" he was asked.
"Sure thing. I checked it myself, or, rather, I got a fellow that
couldn't speak any English to check it for me. Then I saw it lowered
into the cellar, or the subway, or whatever they call it."
"Did you get a receipt for it?"
"You bet I did, and right here she is."
He brought out a congested card case and fumbled over a lot of papers,
and finally unfolded a receipt about the size of a one-sheet poster.
On top was a number and beneath it said in red letters at least two
inches tall, "This baggage has been checked to Hamburg."
We called Mr. Peasley's attention to the reading matter, but he said it
was a mistake, because he had been intending all the time to get off at
Plymouth.
"Nevertheless, your trunk has gone to Hamburg."
"Where is Hamburg?"
"In Germany. The Teuton who checked your baggage could not by any
effort of the imagination conceive the possibility of a person starting
for anywhere except Hamburg. In two days your trunk will be lying on a
dock in Germany."
"Well, there's one consolation," observed Mr. Peasley; "the clothes in
that trunk won't fit any German."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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